Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Around Town

I thought I would say Happy Tuesday. Then go right into the mumbo jumbo because we all ain't got time for anything else. Life is hectic. I read snippets of things here and there and think, what in the world. 

Celebrities provide me with much material to write about. They also provide inspiration through music, fashion or even their words. I mean whoever doesn't think that Lionel Richie didn't speak to them at one point or another is just high on fructose corn syrup. 

Everyone is all a buzz about the new Brandy Glanville book. If you haven't heard she's the chick whose husband had an affair with Leann Rimes. Now listen I love me some housewives no doubt. I myself most days have no filter but I also know when to zip the lips. Yes, I get it. I also know what its like to have been cheated on. Was I hurt? Yes, did I want to tell the world his penis had gross ingrown hairs and he secretly had a foot fungus, yes. But when you have children, you learn to shut your trap with class. This woman's children although I am sure loved by both parents, will get to read this and watch all of the things she is saying. And if you ask me the crazy one is her by opening her mouth every five minutes about it. Move on. She spoke the other night about having a threesome.. And so let me get this straight, you allowed another woman into your relationship and then was surprised he boinked someone else? Uh, I am confused. My point is, I can't imagine you were perfect seeing the way you act now has to be a glimpse of how you could be. I had to face the fact that sometimes it happens. You too are at fault. There was a breakdown. Did I deserve it? No. Relationships change. People cheat. It sucks. But there have been many people who took the high road in Hollywood... Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, Robert Pattinson, Jackie Kennedy and the list goes on. The truth is you are not any different just because of your zip code or status. But really class and your children's thoughts should be your first priority. You love them and will never say anything bad about their father yet you "write" it. Makes not a lick of sense. This is also a woman who said her vagina was damaged by her ex and had surgery on it. I am going to give you the southern Bless Your Heart. 

This Jodi Arias trial is the talk of the town. I honestly had no clue until last week who or what it even was. I live in a land of Disney Channel people. So I got a little caught up reading and watching. I am fairly certain I am lost. But let me see if I get it. This woman stabbed him over 30 times, slit his throat, shot him and then pulled his body to the bathtub and left? Oh, and the kicker it was self defense? Umm, let me know how this goes because that's just crazy talk. Self defense is you shoot, stab or hit then run away then call the police to help you. But then again, what is the definition of anything in our justice system anymore ie..OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony..point taken.

Kim Kardashian got a blood facial.. what a winner. That's about all I can say for that. Well, I lied. We all want to live a long time. We all especially women want to be wrinkle free, do what we can to preserve our youthfulness. But here's the deal..you dummy. You can stuff it and tuck it all you want. Your still going to get wrinkles. Your hands are going to show age, your going to get the droops. You can't preserve yourself forever and if you keep it up you will look like one of those Phantom of the Opera masks. It's life. I slap on the wrinkle cream and do my best to look good but the sad part is I don't' have a blue million dollars to nip and tuck and no matter what i do, I am still getting older. I have little age spots, little droops of skin and guess what? All I can say is thank you God for letting me be here to experience it. 

That's my around town BS. I wanted to speak my mind on the current events going on. I am certain I will be considered for a position on The View.

Happy Tuesday,
Dusty

18 comments:

  1. Oh gosh she was so pitiful during it too. Waaaa you're putting my blood on my face it hurts... Waaaa shut up beezy you chose this.

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  2. You should totally have a spot on The View. Just saying.

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  3. "When you have kids, you learn to shut your trap with class". I wish people followed this. You are one classy lady Ms. Dusty.

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  4. I watched keeping up with Kardashians last night and almost threw up when kim was talking about her facial..OMG

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  5. I think its so cheap for anyone who writes those "tell all" books.
    You would totally ROCK the View for sure!!

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  6. I'm soooooo over KimK and her sisters and her pointless shenanigans....ugh!

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  7. KimK needs to go away! I am so tired of her being on every magazine and news channel.

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  8. they were talking about Kim's blood mask today on the radio. I was getting sick just thinking about it.

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  9. Joy is leaving. The time is now! D on the View! Let's do this!

    and omg. Jodi Arias. I am FASCINATED with this trial. If she gets off...

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  10. That is so funny and true. I was chuckling while reading this.
    www.thoughtsofpaps.com

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  11. is it sad that i haven't head about most of this? because I havent.

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  12. Blood facial?! My stomach just did a flip when I read that one. Eww. When will people stop caring about those crazy people?! Quit giving them money for acting like idiots!

    I love your random thoughts- they always make me giggle!

    I've missed ya! <3

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  13. This Brandy girl doesn't even deserve a "bless your heart!" That bitch is crazy! Some people have class, some are just plain psycho! And the Kardashians are just dumb as hell! B-T-dubbs, I've been checking daily or more for a post and finally you post one! Just sayin! lol

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  14. I would totally start watching The View if you were on it, haha! Brandy is crazy. They are all crazy. At first I felt for her, but then she just revealed too much. Us smart people know the difference between class and trash!

    xo, Yi-chia

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  15. Jodi, what a f*****ng lunatic. If she gets off I'll die a million times. She took photos PHOTOS of his dead body. She's bad shit crazy.

    Listen.. Kim Kardashian grossed me out so much just a bit ago when I watched the episode, it's not enough that her boyfriend is grosses me out to the IF degree, but a blood facial? Give me a break.

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  16. know nothing about the Jodi trial. We're too busy talking about James Holmes and the scary sociopathic 15 year old who killed a 10 year old. But really...she probably has Casey's attorney and will get off. Sad, but true.

    Kimmie makes me so glad we don't have cable anymore. Truly.

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  17. Brandy is straight up TRASH!! All I can keep thinking, like you said, is that her kids are going to read this one day. At the end of the day, this classless tramp just wants to make quick buck and doesn't give two shizzes who she hurts. GROSS! And what??? I live in Disney Channel land too because I haven't heard anything about this Jodi Arias case. Going to Google it now. You are a wealth of knowledge!!

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