Monday, April 29, 2013

Brain Farts

I needed an ark this weekend. It rained and rained. I may or may not have only went to Wal-mart (which I loathe) and picked up a few things early Saturday morning in the pouring rain, just so I could set on my butt, watch Lifetime, scroll through Pinterest, read a magazine, play Diamond Rush and make barbecue  That could or couldn't have happened but if you were a betting fool, just lay down the hundreds. 

So here are few things swirling in my brain. You know how when we get the urge for a change and we want to redo a room in our house, we either add new furniture, new decor or paint. So, why is it that anytime we want a change to our homes, our bodies, our hair, etc we can do it but you don't see anyone going, "You know, today I want to paint my black car pink with a little white at the headlights." "I am thinking the ombre effect". Or, "I am so tired of the dull ass grey interior, I think I will hop down to the grocery, get some RIT and die my seats blood red?" 

Moving on.. does any one else think that Rachel Zoe looks like Grumpy Cat?


It's just an observation. Every single time I watch her show and her mouth is all pouted up, the first thing that comes to mind is Grumpy Cat. She has some of the sourest looks on her face for someone who is just BA-NAN-AS! Seriously, she gets on my nerves. I dig her style but her language of abbreviated words drives me nuts. I mean how much longer will it take your tongue and voice box to say "Major" instead of "Maj?" The other night I heard someone on the Real Housewives revere to opening a bottle of "Champs." I was like huh? Turns out it's Champagne. I guess that's the equivalent in the south of bring me a Lite.. a Bud Light. She wouldn't last three seconds here. Every word is  eight syllables, if she abbreviated we wouldn't know what the hell she would be talking about.

Speaking of fashion, I read a lot of fashion blogs. I love style, clothes, beauty, all that crap. There is one fashion blogger that I am not crazy about her style that much anymore, but I still follow her. I count how many times she does the flamingo pose. You know the one where they stand on one leg and then one leg hiked and is at a greater than or less than sign like in math?  I click over, scroll down and usually in photo three there it is, the lawn ornament that every Floridian has at their RV site. If this blogging thing doesn't work out I am sure a retiree living in an camper would get his thrill and hire her. I think it could be called Yard Porn. 

Well, that's all for now. I am going to go back to folding and sniffing my laundry. I somewhere had a case of ate up with the dumbass and put some clothes that I thought had went through the wash cycle. I took them out and dried them. After looking at the Kid's baseball uniform that I sprayed with Shout still had grass stains and realized that uh, something isn't right. These clothes didn't go through the wash cycle. A total brain fart. So, now I am having to sniff everything in these piles of laundry that are clean to see which ones are dirty. If you need me I will be the one in the corner high on Snuggle fabric softener. 

Happy Monday,
Dusty





15 comments:

  1. I hate washing clothes; and unless I'm about to go to sleep, I hate the rain.

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  2. Ugh, I hate Wal-Mart and the one close to us is literally the WORST one in STL

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  3. hahah flamingo pose?! why in the world would you pose like that? so weird. and yes to rachel zoe and grumpy cat.

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  4. Bahaha she does look like grumpy cat. Oh that's hilarious.

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  5. She really does resemble the cat now that you mentioned it. LOL.
    So i like fashion blogs as long as they actually have something to offer. What drives me nuts is when its just nothing but pics every day of what they're wearing. Thats it. If that is fashion blogging then i am missing something.
    I am jealous they have the balance to do a flamingo post. I would fall over standing on one leg.

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  6. I actually just like standing in the flamingo pose XD I feel like a yoga master!

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  7. Fashion blogger poses are hilarious!

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  8. Yard Porn. Bahahahahhaaaa. Happy Monday D, I see you're off to a good start!

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  9. Haha, I'm not sure I know what a flamingo pose is. Do I do it!? Sometimes I do run out of pose ideas and my husband always goes "you need to do something with your hands, you look awkward". And I tell him, but I AM awkward, so that's that. :)

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  10. Man I missed you!!!!! And I have actually tried the flamingo pose and almost feel right on my face with a stumped toe. :) Sorry for all the rain and the dreaded Wal-Mart trip! Love you!

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  11. YARD PORN. I require specifics to check out this lawn flamingo. You know I die for gossip.

    Come do my laundry too, yea? Every time I go to the laundry room in our apartment complex my blood pressure goes through the roof and I want to fight people.

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  12. If I were you, I'd just wash 'em all again. Then you won't have to snort all those clothes anymore. Unless you just like that sort of thing! ha! Will you come be my yard porn? I'm so just kidding, unles you like that too!
    P.S. I had moe than plenty to drank for you this weekend sistah!

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  13. nice post and love rachel but this is funny ;)

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  14. Now I want to know who that blogger is! I don't follow many fashion blogs, because if all they do is fashion I get bored. I'll read them for a bit, and then I feel like it's all repetitive. Laughing at Flamingo poses might be worth it, though.

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