The It List..Two Smuppies

So, I have decided through April I would for go my Two Cents on Thursdays and bring you my "It List." These sweet honey's asked for my button or vice versa and I believe that in this blogging community we should give back. Plus, being a good Southern girl you say thank you in your best southern drawl, raise your voice 5 octaves and pray to the sales lady at Macy's that you have extended your hand to some wonderful people. When I first started reading Jes's blog, I found her warm and cutesy. Then the more I read the funnier she got and I love her take on living with a man and her high maintenance and famous pup pup, Shark. Now I am just in love with her sweetness and if you can keep me laughing, then we are always going to be friends.

I know your going to stalk her and its perfectly okay. I will share..for once and when I read this post that she sent me, belly laughed out loud is an understatement! Take it away Jestina.....

When Dusty asked if I wanted to guest post, she said that I could guest post about whatever I wanted. At first, I considered making this all about the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell. You know, the tacos with the nacho cheese Doritos shell that have been making the rounds on the telly for your belly? Then, I decided not to. Mainly because I don't know if I want to try them out and I know talking about them for a prolonged amount of time does this to me. And because I know talking about them would lead me into thinking about those other things that have the flaming hot Frito's in them.

So then, I was back to square one.I don't know how I found my way to Dusty's blog but I, along with the rest of you followers, are probably so glad you did. Why? Scoffing. Like I have to spell it out for you. More scoffing. You want me to anyways? Fine.

For (recent) starters, she refers to her butt as Fluffy, is vocal and particular about her undergarments (and wrote a hilarious piece about it here), and just loves going to Orlando on business trips. Can we get an amen, Dusty?

With all that said, I look forward to her posts about as much as I look forward to going to Fred Meyers to buy floss. Which, let me tell you my fried pickle lover friends, is a lot. No sarcasm either. Swear it.

Once in awhile, Dusty readers are graced with her artistic abilities. And needless to say, I look forward to these moments with bells and whistles on every single one of my limbs. So in honor of those moments, I have decided to forge the both of us together in potato stick form, as this is how I have been known to draw over on my blog.

This is what I imagine our first meeting to be like:

Complete with Farrah hair, fist bumps, Hunter boots and Uggs, and of course, Prep H and tampons. 

This is what we would eat:

Fried pickles, pizza, cupcakes, and Five Guys. Are you into this stuff, Dusty? 

I hope so. Because in my potato world... you suggested all of it. And I nodded along. 

This is how we would eat:

I imagine us both to be messy eaters. 

1) Because we'd be too busy laughing at the waitress with her t-strap crack showing. 

2) Because we'd be too busy preparing for our interviews (mainly yours) with Babs WaWa.

And 3) because we'd be too busy inhaling the food to care. 

This is what Fluffy and Scruffy would look like when we stand up:

Best friends for life. Buttocks from anotha motha. 

 This is what we would use T-straps for instead of wearing them:

As headbands and face masks at her son's baseball game. 

She wants to be that crazy mom. She said so herself. And as her friend, I would do my part in helping. 

And this, this, is how we would say goodbye after our magical day together:

Two words: Belly Bump.

Manland has nothing on us. 

Cheers to us in potato stick form, Dusty.

If we were ever to meet in real life, I hope this is exactly how you picture it as well.  

I seriously think I am being honored with a wonderful award when I read this. I love this girl! And yes, Jes it's exactly how it would be and we are already friends. Thank you so much, Two Smuppies. Please everyone go over and show her some love and get all up in her business. 

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Happy Thursday,

Dusty