I didn't have a chance to do an Easta post- I love Yankee talk. So I thought I would share a few memories and ask your opinion.
First, we had a great time. No liquor this Easta. We chilled and had a laid back kind of day except, the kids of course hunted eggs and then we let them pelt each other with water balloons. I mean seriously what is more loving then bombarding your cousin in the face with a water balloon?
This is how we roll
My kid standing over a sprinkler letting water shoot up his butt
We call this redneck bidet
So if you follow me on Instagram (@dustydalley), you know I baked a strawberry cake.
This is my sweet Libby Lou. She's a yellow lab. She is two years old. Isn't she precious?
So, I went to the bathroom to wipe my kids butt, and I find the little beauty above on the counter apparently having dessert. I, of course, went bananas and was almost in tears because it was 9 pm no way to make another cake. I decided to...
Cut out where she ate the top of it, frost it and that's right I took it to the family Easta lunch and served it up. Hey, they say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans. A little dog lip never hurt nobody right? Or is this really wrong? Oh, come on, it was delish!
Happy Tuesday!
Dusty
PS...they totally ate it!
I would have totally done the same thing with the cake! And your son standing over the sprinkler? I still do that shizzzz LOL
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justyn
That's funny! Hey sometimes you have to make do when you're in a pinch. No biggie! We all kiss our doggies anyhow - right? I love the shot of your kid with the sprinkler but his butt, my cousins do those same things!
ReplyDeleteomg this is classic!! I would have done the exact same thing!!
ReplyDeleteyou did the right thing. i promise. silly libby lou.
ReplyDeleteYou're totally in the right to do what you did. Nobody needs to know, and it just looks like one of the men in your house had a little hankering in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeletei would have done the same thing. libby just wanted some sweets. no harm done.
ReplyDeleteas long as she got all the vaccinations (just so there's no threat of rabies)...:) but honestly, i would also be hesitant to throw the cake away.lol.it's just a part that' eaten anyways,
ReplyDeletehaha. hilarious. gotta love our dogs. mine tore through 3 rolls of toilet paper yesterday (if you saw my instagram)... i was beyond annoyed. everytime i put a new roll on the holder, 5 minutes later it was off and tore apart...
ReplyDeletebathroom day now stays shut.
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You're stronger than I am. I would have taken that as a sign that I needed to eat the entire cake.
ReplyDeleteok. so you had me at fried pickles and easta
ReplyDeletecame via the dirt life- Im totally stalking twiggy's circle of life blog friends. no im not. yes i am. no im not. Yall are hilarious!!
You are a HOT MESS and I love it!! So wrong, but oh so right! Thanks for the Tuesday morning giggle!
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Shanna
I would've eaten it.
ReplyDeleteno shame.
and I think I've experienced that redneck bidet one too many times.
You did the right thing.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm confused. You discovered the pouch in the cake on the way to the bathroom to wipe your kids butt? What?? Weird. :P
Stop it. YES and yes. I love that you still served it. Dog tongue for the win!
ReplyDeleteYes! Yes! Of course you served it, what else are you going to do? Throw it away??
ReplyDeleteI've done that!!! But it was Lyla.. She got a couple handfuls of cake before it was frosted. I just frosted over it.
ReplyDeletehahahahahha that is hysterical! I would have done the same thing!
ReplyDeleteI now feel differently about you.
ReplyDeleteThis is AWESOME on so many different levels! Diesl, my yellow boy, usually gets his nose in there, and then his tongue, and then it's too late...dog germs. Oh well. Give momma another kiss! :)
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East-a...haha love it. My moth-a is from Brooklyn so I hope you served cawfee with that cake :)
ReplyDeleteHa! Easta - you sound exactly like my Boston born mothA. By the way, I gave you a little bloggy award so you should swing by my blog and check it out :)
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Your lab is adorable as well as your son! The cake looks delicious.
ReplyDeletehahahahaahaha oh my gosh I love this. I'm sitting here about to pee my pants. First with the... I had to wipe my kid's butt and then the cake... I'm going to tell everyone I know this story!
ReplyDeleteI would have just blamed the honey. They would have TOTALLY bought it. You should have saved the sprinkler for later. Lol. I love you. You make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI would have just blamed the honey. They would have TOTALLY bought it. You should have saved the sprinkler for later. Lol. I love you. You make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteA redneck bidet? I knew I liked you for a reason! I would have totally eaten your cake even with that dog bite in it looks delish!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Your kid is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI totally wanna do that now.
I also want that cake :)
absolutely no doubt in my mind, i would have eaten it. and not just a piece, the whole damn thing. you have the self control i dream of!
ReplyDeleteanyway, love your blog! /follows/
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