What a week, huh? I swear I have no idea what happened on my blog this week. It was like the Fast and the Furious and the brakes went out. I feel like I was absent but hopefully, I can make up the grade and pass with flying colors. Okay, so to end the week on a stupid note. I, to poke fun at my long lost seester, Justyn, made a Vlog for giggles because there is a link up called What's In Your Closet hosted by a slew of roosterbitches. It was meant as a joke, but I thought that since I busted out of the gate this week and landed myself 200 followers, I would reward you with more stupid than you can handle. I mean can you imagine. That's 12,691 less than The Daybook Fashion blog. Look out Sydney, I am coming for you.
Take a note, that this will probably be my first and last Vlog and the only reason I posted it was because some nice people said some pretty nice things about me this week and I wanted to show them the real life of cray cray and the kid that is apparently dangling out of my butthole as you will hear in this video.
So as you can see, I am not one with a video camera. And as I set here in horror eating my Lean Quizine, please remember that at precisely midnight this video will be set to private or deleted and never to be seen again. I mean seriously, some New York magazine may want to use this piece of crap for inspiration and I cannot allow copyright unless there are substantial fees involve. I should be paid for stupid right?
Happy Friday,
Dusty
PS ..This was filmed at about 9 pm. I had no idea how to turn on the light for the recorder in the beginning, I hadn't combed my hair and had already taken off every stitch of war paint. Don't hate!
I mean I think Syndey should be scared because we are hot on her trail with our # of followers these days. I can't wait to watch this vlog later and hear your beautiful accent. I'm at work right now so it will have to wait. Have a great weekend lovey!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I don't think it should be your last! Have a happy Friday, hope your weekend isn't as crazy!
ReplyDeleteLiterally laughed out loud when you said "would you beat it?!?!" hysterical! :) loved everything about this post!
ReplyDeleteLove the hooker heels. I'm extremely jealous because I clock in at 6 foot even. no hooker heels for me.
ReplyDeleteExcellent vlog even with the butthole dangling spawn :)
ReplyDeleteLots of syllables. Love this!
ReplyDelete"sienna miller eat your heart out."
ReplyDelete"hookeeer heels."
hahahha. i love this whole thing so much.
you did it!!!! I'm flippin Proud of you!
ReplyDeleteGreat vlog! Love your accent, and love LOVE the "hooker heels" I appreciate a good color coordinated closet :)
ReplyDelete"Yes I'm hot". Haha, love it! You should do nothing but vlogs from now on. I love the shoes, you have so many.
ReplyDeleteI need your shoes.... And the ability to walk in them.
ReplyDeleteLove the hooker heels! Have a great weekend!!!
ReplyDeletePS... I mentioned ya back! :)
OMG!!! You made my freaking night!!! YOu are more HICK from the STICKS than I thought!!! Would you just "beat it"???? Holy hell!!! I love you even more, and your hooker shoes!!
ReplyDeletexo,'Shanna
hahahahaha "my moms a horder - she gives me what she has" & "hooker heels" this seriously made my morning. love the accent & I want to see more of that aqua printed thing hanging in your closet! skirt? top? blouse? share!!
ReplyDeleteLol yes being for stupid is a must. I've gotten rid of photos before. You closet looks more organized then mines!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha this vee-log is crackin' me up! My in-laws call all my heels "hooker shoes," which kind of makes me feel like a whore...but a good kind of whore....the kind of whore that doesn't have STDs and likes to drop it like it's hot (with husband, of course!) and get all cray-cray! And I'm so glad I can now match your voice to all the writing! Love this and you!
ReplyDeleteYou son repeating everything you say and adding his own commentary totally makes this for me. I'm glad I got to hear your southern drawl finally! You have the sweetest voice. Please do more vee-logs. Please, please, please!
ReplyDeleteDusty. I cannot believe this just effing happened. YOU VLOOOOOOOOOOOOOGED! Oh my gosh.
ReplyDeleteI would say that it was the best day of my life, but you skyped with me & my sticks girl, and I laughed so hard..
I love your southern drawl, I love your closet, Sienna Miller has nothin' nothin' on you.
Whoa, GIRL!! YOU GOT THE SHOES!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was so amazing....LOVED IT.
xo
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