Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Pondering Still....

You know when I ponder its either good or bad. I observe everything. My brain never stops producing stupid. So here are a few things that I find funny. 


I love stupid commercials. So, I saw one on TV the other night for a warning about Yaz birth control. It was some law office stating that if you have suffered blood clots, stroke or even death to contact their office because you may be entitled to compensation. Uh, hey dick snap, how can I sue Yaz if I am dead? Does anyone but me notice these things ?

Now I know you don't like to watch commercials but watch this..you must or you won't understand my comments.. It's only 31 seconds, do it..


You know what would be hysterical? If the metal mouth sister just hauled off and punched her other sister right in the mouth. Really! Look at her and say, "now what are your junior high dance pictures gonna look like with you and little Ricky, ha, how'd do ya like me now?" That would be the bomb dot com. I think of this every single time I see this commercial. 

And finally, you have read my post about my battle with hemorrhoids. If not you can read it here. These suckers are still giving me fits. This weekend it felt like an Indian was playing "From a Wig Wam" on a tom tom in my butt. I swear these things are gonna be the death of me. My grandfather had them too. He once saw a commercial for Blue Star Ointment and that you could put this crap on anything and it would cure what ails ya. Well, he bought some, put it on his hemmies and proceeded to run around the room in circles. It's good for every other ailment but not hemmilites, but there's no where on the bottle does it state that. He should have sued. Stupid Commercials.

Happy Tuesday,
Dusty

19 comments:

  1. Random but I actually had a conversation with one of my brother's friends last weekend about hemmies! He said that drinking massive amounts of water helped him a lot! haha

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  2. I have seen that commercial and I always feel bad for the girl with the braces. And that it was terribly unfair of her parents to not get her invisalign too. I get too emotionally invested in commercials obviously.

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  3. I'm totally stealing dick snap.
    xxo
    justyn

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  4. Shove an ice pack betwixed ya cheeks and get back to work.

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  5. I hate that invisilign commercial because I don't even think the sister is wearing them!! I've seen people wear them and it is basically like they have a tupperware in their mouth. Speaking of awesome commercials, have you seen the verizon one where the guy is rapping on the ipad about mac and cheese holding his girlfriends cat? so dumb but gets me belly laughing everytime!

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  6. oh honey, there must be something that can help! Commercials. Rhett and Tristen LOOOOVE them. They rewind them so we can rewatch them. Drives me NUTS!! :D

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  7. I hate those kinds of commercials! But the funny part is that people actually get paid to come up with this stuff.

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  8. I agree with Shannon. Every time I see this commercial, I think, "wow, what dick parents for playing favorites."

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  9. This post made me LOL!So funny!I love funny commercials as well!

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  10. I love commercials overall. I can laugh for hours at them.

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  11. I hate the twins in the invisalign commercial. I wonder out loud if their parents hate the one with braces. Really??? Are you trying to assert their individuality and give one of them a superiority complex?

    Hemmies sound like the pits. I am praying that I don't acquire them during childbirth. Praying. I hope yours settle down soon!

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  12. I just love you! I notice those yaz commercials every time!! And every time I ask that same question to my husband. "How, if I'm dead..? Stupid person!" Yep word for word every time..

    Stupid people.

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  13. that braces commercial makes me hate my own sisters, and they suffered alongside me with braces.

    it's amazing the false hostility that can be created when filming annoying prepubescent girls.

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  14. I love making fun of commercials!

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  15. First, Dick Snap is fantastic. Cheese Dick gets thrown around our place a lot.

    Second, I also yell at the television and it's stupid ads. Grrr..

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  16. I hate the television because of commercials, and television of course.

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  17. Dear Long Lost Twin,
    Ok, I watched that dumb ass commercial just for you...I NEVER watch videos on blogs...so, brace face does need to knock invisilign sis in the face! And maybe even give her a swift kick in the ass!!
    xo,
    Shanna

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  18. you never fail to make me laugh :) xo

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  19. Yeah, I don't understand people who mute the tv or channel surf during commercials, when watching them and mocking them is so much fun. I have serious doubts as to whether commercials ever work for the intended purpose of convincing viewers to buy a product.
    For some reason, we get a lot of life insurance commercials...the acting and script are so, so bad...but I do have them memorized so I guess if the goal was to get me to know the name of the company, they succeeded.

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