Do you remember as kids you used to do really stupid games like truth or dare, spin the bottle, chicken fights, Simon Says or maybe even something even more stupid like going down a gigantic hill in roller skates with no stopper. Well, maybe you all didn't do that but I did and the end was tragic.
I have really never gotten why these games are either so much fun or utterly stupid. I am not a dare devil at all. I once took a 5 minute helicopter ride in which I made out a will before getting inside. I like things very calm, low key. I live outside my box but I don't take risks, but it's fun to see other people do it. By fun I mean really stupid.
I have over 300 friends on Facebook. Do you really think if I dared them all to stand on their heads and fart the Star Spangled Banner they would? Probably not unless intoxicated.
If someone asked me to jump off a cliff into the bluest and most beautiful water in the world I would say you first dumbass.
If the guy with ugly teeth and body odor spun the bottle and it landed on me, sorry Charlie but get some veneers and Scope. I don't like rules.
And those chicken fights. You know the ones where you get on someone's shoulders and see who wins by knocking them in the water. We all know that's just a guys ploy to see if your top will come off when you get pushed over into the water. Pigs!
Simons says stand on one foot, touch your nose with your first finger and yell to the world I love eating toe jam. Dusty says I'm too lazy, get me Mt. Dew and I'll eat some Doritos.
Truth is, I love being who I am. I don't need to be someone else, or do anything to impress another person in this world. I already know I won't probably be on my son's school phone tree. I am not going to be a PTA parent. I don't think I classify as a cool chick and I defiantly am not into abiding by what every day society tells me. But I do have logic and morals and that's how I live. So Mother May I be happy with who I am! The answer is yes.
I dare you to just love yourself. Simons says you can.