Thursday, July 12, 2012

Hot Tamale ..An Organized Mess

This girl is a little spunky and alot of fun. We instantly struck up a conversation and have been bloggy friends ever since. Jade over at An Organized Mess. She's beautiful and send her congrats she just became a teacher. She also is a Razorback fan and I am a Vol fan, so I have made her pinky promise during football season we will be friends.
Here she is the wonderful Jade.

I can't quite remember how I stumbled upon Dusty's blog. All I remember was seeing the words 'Fried Pickles' and I immediately went right on over to her site and began following.

I'd like to say she had me at hello. It may be because I'm from the South and anything fried sounds appealing, but who doesn't love a good fried pickle? Yes, you may now refer to me as 'Snooki'. I'd like to think that she and I have a lot in common. I love wearing slippers, dressing up like Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa's, and doing cartwheels right? 
Gotcha!
I can't even do a cartwheel. 

Anywho, so let's get down to the nitty gritty and talk about something super awesome and completely fabulous:
ME
I'd like to say that I'm quite normal, but I'd be lying. 
Let me show you just how 'not so normal' I am through a parade of photos...

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 Do I really need to explain this? If you don't have the app 'I'd Cap That' then you're missing out on a lot of laughs. As if this caption isn't proof enough...
 This is me on a normal day. :/ Yikes.
 This is me attempting to be like my role model: Lindsay Lohan 
This is me just being completely awesome.

and this is a video of what my friends and I like to do in our spare time...
Here are a few random facts about me:
-- I'm 23 years YOUNG.
-- I'm caucasian with a mexican last name and african-american hair. 
Seriously...
As you probably noticed from my pictures above, my hair is supppperrrr curly/frizzy. About two years ago when the 'Brazilian Keratin Treatment' made it's first debut in Arkansas I tried it out and BAM! for the first time in my life I knew what it felt like to rock silky smooth hair. 
I felt like I was in a Herbal Essences commercial or something. I know that any girls with curly/frizzy locks out there can relate to my excitement for straight hair!
-- I love wine. Preferably boxed wine because {like I mentioned before} I'm super classy.
-- I'm a crazy cat lady. 
Meet my cute and cuddly kitties -- Ralph and Alice
-- My favorite candy of all-time is Hot Tamales. You know the little red, cinnamon candies? Coincidence that I'm now being featured on Dusty's blog as a 'Hot Tamale'? I think NOT! I suppose I've consumed so many Hot Tamales in my lifetime that I have now turned into one.
--As a child, I had an imaginary friend named Jimner. YES. That's right. Jimner. She {Yes, SHE NOT HE} was the most kick ass butt imaginary friend ever! We had tea parties and all kinds of cool stuff until one day she ran away. Don't worry. She came back during my college years and now she even has a Facebook account (told you she was a total bad ass). You can add her as a friend here.
People say that kids that have imaginary friends are extremely creative and completey awesome. Okay, Okay so maybe not the last part but these kids are said to be ridiculously creative.
 As you can tell just be reading this amazing little post here, this must be a fact because I'm quite the creative little creature.
Let's just sum up what you've learned here today:
I'm an awesome, creative, crazy cat lady who once had an imaginary friend that then turned into a FB friend,  and lover of anything pickled. I'm basically just whole lot of awesomeness rolled into one human being.
Take it or leave it, people.
So there you have little Miss Sunshine! Go over and see her and spread the love like jelly!
Oh, you can totally say you love her here too. I mean see above, I am sure she will be back to stalk me.
Happy Hot Tamale Day and don't forget if you wanna be a Hot Tamale give me a shout or I may just ask you anyway.
Dusty

21 comments:

  1. I must agree that Jade is totally awesome!!! She forgot to mention her all time best quality.......she is totally honest and freely speaks her mind!!!!! Got food in your teeth?!?!?! She will make sure you know immediately!!!! lol Can't help but love Jade to death!!!

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    1. Thanks for the kind words, Nooner! :) Love your face!

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  2. Awesome- I'm now a new follower! Thanks for introducing a great new blog! Woo! Happy Thursday Dusty!

    xo Kayla

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  3. You give your cats people names and you love hot tamales. You are awesome.

    And your imaginary friend should totally have a facebook page. How else would you know what her kids are up to? DUH!!

    Kara
    www.ShawnKaraAndHeidi.blogspot.com

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    1. Haha, I do thing animals should have people names, but that's probably because I treat them as if they were real life human beings! :) It's just how I roll! Heading over to your blog now!

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  4. like a bulldog eating mayonnaise? love her already.

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    1. Haha. The caption was generated from the app called "I'd Cap That". Check it out if you haven't seen it yet! :)

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  5. Totally awesome. I'm in love with the cats and their fabulous people names. :)

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    1. Thank you! Ralph & Alice love you back!

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  6. hahahahaha. although, i almost gagged when i imagined a mouth full of mayonaise.

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    1. Haha, it was just a caption generated from the app "I'd Cap That". It was actually whipped cream on my lip. :) That makes it a little less icky, right? lol.

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  7. Haha, love all the pictures! Hilarious. I must see the blog.

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    1. Hope you're following! :) Thanks for reading!

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  8. Boxed wine? I have to try it. I, myself, think I'm fancy by buying bottles, but the recycling dude must think I'm a lush!

    :)

    Glad to meet you!!

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    1. Shut the front door! You've never heard of boxed wine? You're kidding? Check it out STAT, girl! It's heaven sent! It's super classy, too! ;)

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  9. So cool! :) Going to follow you through bloglovin!!!
    Vicky

    The Golden Bun | new post | follow me

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  10. I love Jade! She is a hot mess just like you, Dusty!! Glad she is an elite member now! ;)
    Shanna

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    1. Haha, thanks Shanna! :) I'm pretty stoked about being part of the hot tamale 'club'. :)

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