Friday, July 13, 2012

Word Vomit

I have had so much fun this week because of all of you! I learned by you reading my blog you understand my personality, and my personal clothing style, the quirks of just being Dusty. And you keep coming back which I am grateful for. There are days where I want to come home, rip my clothes off like the Hulk, turn green and pound someone's face and then I read your comments and they make it all better. You guys are so worth it. So much so I use you like hookers on Broad Street as an excuse to not do my laundry, wash my dishes or eat. Which you need to keep it up because fluffy isn't responding to the no eating part. Maybe all the setting keeps it inflated to the maximum. I need to find the little plastic tube to let some air out of this butt one day.

But let me say this. I blog for you guys that's obvious, but I blog for myself. This is a little diary of sorts to my son. To show him one day how screwed up his mother really was but that even through the day to day posts, he knew I could be funny, pretty, really stupid, creative and just plain mom. But the one thing he will see is all of the great people I met along the way, who said wonderful things back. He will know that his mom stands for girl power and that we should lift each other up and help each other grow because we all deserve to have our words shared with others so that we inspire other women to connect and be real. 

This is really who I am. A pure whackadoodle. I tell it like it is, I am not good with sugarcoating things although I try, but what you read is what you get. I am not changing, I am not a clique girl and I would talk to a door knob if it answered me back. Hold on, let me see if that works........long pause....nope. I hope no one ever unfollows and don't worry I won't email you a picture of my middle finger if you do. I understand, some people just don't get it. That's ok, if you followed me, I followed you back and you haven't made one comment on my blog since then, I realize I increased your stats. As a thank you, send me a virtual high five will you? I impregnated your follower list with my face. I guess that's where its better to be seen not heard. I know its impossible to read and comment on everyone's blog, but eventually you get around to it. But I get the program and I too am ok with it. 

There are no rules on this blog, well if you insult my kid, then its on like donkey kong, but I want everyone to come over have fun, enjoy, share if you want and just give a big thank you to the friends you have made and be true to yourself and your blog. If your in it for shits and giggles with no intention of being anyone's friend, here's some toilet paper, you know that Scot kind that feels like tree bark when you wipe and could cause splinters to your private areas? 

Happy Friday y'all! I love ya!
Dusty


29 comments:

  1. "I impregnated your follower list with my face" Classic!!!! And my first official laugh today....thanks!!!

    Soooo glad I found you!!! The girl power..is just an added bonus :)

    Have a fab Friday yourself!!!

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  2. I am so glad that I found you!!
    Your words make me laugh, yes I realize this sounds a little ridiculous, but they do. It is great that you say exactly what you are feeling, I am learning more and more each day to do that!!

    Happy Friday to you!!
    Montana

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  3. Well said! Thanks for being you because you are very entertaining.

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  4. This is why I'm proud to be your friend... because you are so kick ass and you don't care who knows it.

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  5. You are just like me! Sugar coating is not my specialty, and I'm ok with that. Love you friend!!

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  6. This is why I love you!
    you always make my day. i think i'll talk to a door knob too if it answers back. but you know, i'd prefer talk to you through your blog and just read every post even though i'm not always leave a comment.

    i know one day when your son is old and he reads back through this blog, he will just love you more. like i do.

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  7. Again, I'm LOLing over here- I love your blog and how your personality shines through it! I'm a whackadoodle right along with you!

    Wishing you a great weekend Dusty!
    xo Kayla

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  8. Your blog is very reflective of your personality, I think! I have never met you but through your writing/comments/emails I feel as if I know you and you're hilarious! HAha man, your sons going to have many laughs and 'MOM!!!!' moments when he gets older and reads this diary :)

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  9. You complete me. No, seriously. Is that weird? But really, I'm so new to the blogging world and I appreciate reading posts like this because it reminds me why I wanted to do this in the first place. Let's embrace the shit out of our crazy.

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  10. I am so proud to call myself one of your hookers. And I mean that.
    I am also so glad (and not glad) that we could cry together over email. And I could know all about how your nose gets all red and snotty.
    You are so great.

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  11. Whackadoodle will now become my new favorite self-descriptor, lol! It can mean so many things.

    New follower, love the blog!

    Angie
    everafteralways.blogspot.com

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  12. you ROCK sister friend! Always keepin' it real. Loves ya D.

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  13. this is why i love you. whackadoodle and everything.

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  14. I *heart* your vomit. Every.Single.Day. Thank you for being AWESOME and a whackadoodle!! Did I spell that right?

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  15. I think you're pretty damn fantastic and you make me laugh. I found out that door knobs don't talk about so I've just started talking to myself. I'm a good time. I'd had people unfollow me and at first I'd get all sad and feel bad, but then I realize that clearly did not understand my charm. Oh well. Have a great weekend! Did you sign up for my giveaway yet?

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  16. That is so sweet. I love your blog, and I love you. I use my blog like a diary too. I want it to be the legend I leave behind one day.

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  17. I have nothing witty to say in response to this blog post. I just wanted to let you know that I nearly wet my pants reading it. But for that, and for my comments, I hope you send me some Charmin, because I love you for more than just impregnating my follower list.

    Happy Friday!
    Kara
    ShawnKaraAndHeidi.blogspot.com

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  18. I will follow you for the rest on my life!! Keep on keepin' on, sister! I am here for the long haul! Crazy ass and all! And you are one mean women...that Scot stuff is ROUGH! Take no prisoners!!
    Shanna

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  19. I dig it. I dig all of it. I love people like you, who don't hold back and are their normal selfs. Blogs that are sugarcoated and all sunshine and unicorns are so fake (obviously because unicorns aren't real). Everytime I read one of them, I want to vomit and then back-hand the blogger. Either that or comment and say, "Enjoy these days of sprinkles because Life comes and knocks you down when you least expect it." I'm pure sunshine sometimes.

    Scot is like tree bark. That crap sucks.

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  20. you are precious, unique, honest, and beautiful. love ya sister!

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  21. Love this post. I totally agree with you, as much as I do my blog for the followers it really comes down to doing it for me and keeping it as somewhat of a time capsule for myself and my family!

    Collections

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  22. Love this post. I blog for the same reasons. I don't like to sugar coat anything although I sort of half to. I am very proud to be one of your many hookers!

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  23. Brilliant post! I love how honest you are about everything and your son has a lot of laughs ahead of him when he reads your words <3

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  24. "I use you liek Broad Street hookers..." Does this mean that you're going to start paying? Because, oh my, that would be awesome. Even if you don't pay though, I'm happy to be one of your hookers =)

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  25. I love your blog. I read it because you tell it like it is, you're awesome, and I always laugh hysterically. I usually read parts of it out loud to the husband... he thinks you're funny too :)

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  26. I love your blog. I love your crazy. I love your honest. I love your depth. I love that you highlight a girl in the world every week, even if I don't comment.

    But most of all, I love that we found each other. Because it's post like these that I am reminded of how I love you.

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  27. Your honesty is so refreshing to here! Am loving your adorable blog.

    Between the lines

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  28. Just stumbled upon your blog and I love this post. So honest and real. Following you! I look forward to reading your posts :)

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