Sometimes there are things that I think about that don't always make sense but make me smile. Thoughts of the utterly stupid that make me go hmm and simplicity of things you never imagine. Here is all that and a bag of chips.
1. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Me neither. I am not even smarter than a 2nd grader. My son brings home school work and I am like, maybe a tutor would suffice. And besides those questions they ask on that stupid show are for adults not prepubescent boys and girls. They should be worried about hair placement on their bodies at this age.
2. I got to hold a pot bellied pig this weekend. Oh, the sweet joy of it. He nuzzled up under my neck and rooted on my shirt. It was love at first sight. I see one in my future along with the donkey and lambs. Although I was rubbing his belly thinking he had a little belly button and it was where the pink thing comes out. Obviously, I need to learn pig anatomy. I should ask a 5th grader.
3. New adventures are the best feelings. I am currently researching a new path in my life and I hope that it works out for if it doesn't I will dust myself off and try plan B. Until then I am slightly doing the Pee Wee Herman dance. It will take me a year but hell what's 365 days? Just another Christmas season.
4. I love all of the conversations I have through this blog via email. I received an email the other day from someone that said, "I love your blog. I think you are possibly the Chelsea Handler of he blogging world." I could take this two ways, so I choose to think that was an awesome comparison. My blog could probably get a lot more in depth, but I like it just the way it is.
And lastly, did you know that your ears and nose never stop growing? Schpff, me either. So in 20 years I will be Pinocchio and Dumbo combined. Now that's a great Disney story.
Happy Tuesday, what's making you happy?
Dusty
Have you seen the episode of "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" with Kellie Pickler? If not YouTube it, you won't be disappointed, it's treat.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your new adventure, I'm sure whatever it is you can pull it off.
OK so I could totally see you as the Chelsea handler of the blogging world. I'm excited about your new adventure because as you know I'm getting ready for a new adventure too, we can get through this together :) love you.
ReplyDeleteI'm excited to see what your adventure is! I hope I don't have to wait a whole year to find out ;) I could totally see the Chelsea Handler comparison- you both are hilarious, but you've also got a sweet momma side to you.
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I'm dying aboout your pig belly button experience. I will ask a 5th grader before I handle any sort of swine.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the pig belly button thing too! That was too funny! I know what you mean about the kiddo's homework...my son was doing a bit of algebra last year in 3rd grade. Really?! Luckily he loves math (he did NOT get that from me). My homework helping days are nearing the end (for Math, at least). LOL I hope your new adventure is all that you hope it will be. Cheering you on!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'd want a pot bellied pig after having a real pig...where does it go to the bathroom? No seriously, I'm curious!
ReplyDeletefirst you rock! I love reading your blog. It is so real and honest!
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seriously, I am so screwed now that T is in 6th grade, I couldn't even handle 5th grade!
ReplyDeleteand YESSSS! I love the Chelsea Handler comparison! hahahhaa Def a compliment! THO, you are NOT as crass and crude as she is and that is a good thing!
I just peed a little knowing that you jacked off a prepubescent pig! And do email this face and fill me in on your long term plan...
ReplyDeleteYou seriously are funny, and you do remind me of Chelsea. I was so sad when I found out about the nose and ears, mostly nose because I can't hide that.
ReplyDeleteLove your blog! I'm a new GFC follower :) www.domesticsweetheart.com
ReplyDeletei want to hold a pig! but i don't want to jack off the pig, dusty. i don't.
ReplyDeleteOh no.. I don't remember pig anatomy, but I'm glad you made that's pigs day! Haha.. Congrats on your secret adventure!
ReplyDeleteWhat's making me happy?! Leaving AZ right now to go back to Southern California. It is hotter than balls in AZ. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes me happy? You jacking off a pig. Definitely makes me happy in a hysterical laughter sort of way.
ReplyDeleteAnd you...reading you. That makes me happy too. Great luck to you on your new adventure!!! :)
#4.
ReplyDeleteThat is the nicest compliment. That handler, she's hysterical. That Dirt Girl and I read one of her books to each other at the lake. Reading that stuff outloud with children allowed is a little irresponsible. we whispered at certain points, i wanna say we did.
Oh a new adventure! Good luck and I can't wait to hear about it. I can totally see the comparison with Chelsea! Speaking of dumbo, did you know that I find that movie to be petrifying? It scared the bajeezus out of me when I was younger.
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Always Maylee
You sooo are Chelsea Handler....why didn't I ever say that before???? And please email me your new adventure...I don't like keeping secrets from one another! ;)
ReplyDeleteShanna
I actually think I have noticed a change in the size of my nose and I don't like it. Haha. My ears and nose have always been small, but who knows how they'll end up!
ReplyDeleteI always hear from my Best Friend the joys of kids homework. Questions about Math and Literature that not even Shakespeare himself bothered reading... It really is challenging having to be 70 things at once.. you very well should be the next Chelsea Handler in the blogging world! It's a lot of effort jotting down day to day life and half the time keeping a strait face!
ReplyDeleteSteph
A new venture! Do tell!!
ReplyDeleteI've never touched a pig ;(
I beat M at that game but he was also drinking so I sort of cheated whatev