Friday, August 17, 2012

Shit Dusty Says

I would like to thank the Academy for getting me through this lazy week. I have been unmotivated to do much of anything except eat kettle chips. Last night, the alien's decided to invade my butt hole and I thought for sure that praying to baby Jesus would help, but apparently you gotta get a little higher to the source, so I consulted the doctor, Preparation H. From 3 pm until about 9 pm, my region saw more bullets than the Bronx. I believe it could be time to consult someone in an alleyway with a knife and some whiskey. Shit Dusty Says.

I did manage to have a great guest post this week over at The Pink Growl. Go over and read it. We should support our guest posters. How else do we find friends and support each other? And you can see what I mean by "critters all up in my glitter". Shit Dusty Says.

Then there was this outfit post that I promised all my bloggers. You guys chose a great outfit to recreate and I did my best impression of being a garden gnome. But from the bottom of my heart thank you for every kind word. Shanna and MaKaila talked me into this, by that I mean insisted and I conquered a fear. I may do it more often and my closet would need to increase in value, but I am not rich, if I was I would be a fashion blogger. Shit Dusty Says.

Did you know that I recently came to the conclusion that Thursday is the bastard child to Friday. Shit Dusty Says

So, Friday is here and hopefully its a good weekend. I hopefully will be refreshed for next week. Thanks to all my new followers and smile it increases your face value. Shit Dusty Says!



  1. When is it not a good weekend twat waffle?

  2. Oh Dusty- you did it again, I'm laughing over here like a crazy woman! Hehe! Hope you have a great weekend!

  3. Hahaha "aliens decided to invade my butt hole", hahaha, omg I just about died. Have a fabulous weekend lady!

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

  4. Girl, I am sorry you have been an ass pain time of it. I have been thinking about you and hope you are feeling better. Thanks for the "shameless" plug today! I really was like a proud mom on Wednesday!!!

  5. I love the shit you say. it always brightens my day.

  6. Happy Friday, Miss Dusty. I hope that your ass feels better soon. I would never say that to anyone but you.

  7. I hope your ass pain goes away and that the butt cream works!

  8. Your shit is always funny. The shit your say. Not your actual shit.

  9. For sure, Thursday is a bastard. LOVE YOU!

  10. Girfriend, shit Dusty says makes me spit coffee! I <3 You! Have a fab weekend chica banana!

  11. Lovely blog! I adore it!
    follow each other on GFC and Bloglovin? let me know in the comments... will be more than happy to follow you back!
    Have a great weekend!

  12. Your poor poor butt hole!

    Your outfit post was twatterific-tastical

  13. I'm sorry to hear of your butthole woes. LOL! You are hilarious and I'm so glad I found your blog! I hope "Shit Dusty Says" is a regular feature on your blog. Have a wonderful weekend!

  14. I hope you have a great weekend. I hate having a butt hole up in flames. It really does sux. I loled when you stated in your guest post "full of useless knowledge". I say that often to my love.

  15. You had me at "critters all up in my glitter." LOVE IT!

    Love the bloggy!
    The Darling Redhead