Tuesday, September 25, 2012

I Give Myself Away

Its time for I have promised a giveaway! Something I have been meaning to do last month to celebrate the birth of this blog and well, I didn't get around to it. There is only one person on this earth that knows why. 

So, before you bust a gut with excitement I will be giving myself away. That's right just like a hooker on dollar day, I am giving you all of me. You will be stuck for the rest of your lives reading my mundane BS and supporting me when or if I ever get another hemmy. I mean its like winning the loot on the Price Is Right. 

In the meantime, while you ponder the fact that I will be stuck in your head forever, I will give you a chance to make the transition a little easier.

$25 smackaroos 
That's right! A $25 dollar Target gift card. Do you know what you could buy with that? I can stretch $25 dollars into well, $25 dollars. You could buy aspirin for when I make you laugh so hard your head hurts, or depends after you peed your pants. Either way, it's a win win.

Be a follower of this blog. That's right below where it says Sweethearts join, leave me  a comment, like "I love you Dusty" or "I worship the ground you walk on" even better, "you are a rock star" and then be a Twit and Tweet the giveaway to the world. Done! Simple! Winner to be chosen October 1st then you can go spend your loot on new mittens and hats for winter.

Good freaking luck, I promise not to spend it before then,
Dusty

38 comments:

  1. Im a follower :) And I love that you dont have hemorrhoids anymore <3 and I also love Target.

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  2. With $25 I'd buy toilet paper. I mean, everyone needs toilet paper right?!? Even homeless people.

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  3. I love you and I worship the ground you walk on! :) I want you to give yourself to me...haha that sounded a little too personal.

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  4. I love you for the following reasons: 1. You're hilarious. 2. You're gorgeous. 3. Your sexy as hell accent.

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  5. I'm usually not the twat that tweets giveaways she enters... but if I get to be stuck with you in my brain forever, I will do it! 'Cause if you didn't already know, I find you to be pretty faboo.

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  6. Girlie you know I love you and reading your blog. I think one of my favs was when you got out of your vehicle to take a picture of an animal... maybe a donkey :) or was it an ass :)

    Woo hoo for target oh wait is it a day with ya :)

    Have a great day

    Sharee'

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  7. I love you Dusty. It's true. I worship the ground you walk on. Why? cause You are a ROCK STAR!!!

    oh my, make me the winner make me the winner, there is a dress for $24.99 at Target that I want sooo bad! Shit. Better not tell You about it. ;)

    Congrats on the 1 year blogversary! You knock it out of the park. Love ya guuuurl.

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  8. Oh Dusty we love you & no hoops to jump through, all the better!

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  9. Duh, I'm a follower because I totally heart you. You always make me laugh and that's good, because I like to laugh. I want the target gift card because I need new mittens. It gets cold here in Boston.

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  10. You Rock My Socks Dusty! You're awesome! I've been a long time follower because your posts get my day off on the right...hmmm hemmy!? hahaha

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  11. Woohoo, Target GC. $25 at Target can buy you a TON of stuff! I follow your blog with GFC.

    -Sharon
    The Tiny Heart
    Sept. Group Giveaway

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  12. You are my rock star! How's that?

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  13. I of course follow you! Who couldn't follow the funniest rock star blogger ever? :)

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  14. Of course I follow you (GFC). And I worship the computer you blog on.

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  15. You are so crazy! LOL And that's why I love you, girl! Of course I follow you...gotta get my daily dose of Dusty!

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  16. You are my favorite twat waffle in the whole wide world!!! Of course I love you!

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  17. Dusty for President!!

    We follow as Her Late Night Cravings!!

    Jayme & Mendi

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  18. Of course I follow your humor (:

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  19. dusty, i love you.
    and not just because i think i deserve a target gift card.
    even if i don't get the giveaway, i'll still follow all your crazy shenanigans.
    because i laugh at you.
    and my birthday is october 3.
    i will be 31 - officially 10 years younger than you.
    you could totally be my aunt dusty!
    because my aunt dana is 10 years older than me
    that is all.
    until next time...

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  20. I need Depends!! Lol especially after reading your blog! It's always hilarious!

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  21. I don't need to suck up...you know how much I love you, fancy pants!!! I think I would rather have you as my hooker for the day than some old Tar-jay card...but you have to pay for your plane ticket...xoxo

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  22. I heart you and your love for Target. Thanks for following me on pinterest lady! I think we have very similar taste!

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  23. I NEED THIS. SO BAD.
    I am a follower.
    Can I win?! Haha

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  24. Wow, that's it just one little word. Which somehow turned into 7. Oh dang, it just keeps getting longer...

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  25. You make me laugh/smile nearly every single day! You're the hottest snot!

    xo

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  26. I FOLLOW YOU.
    AND YOUR A PICKLE FAN.

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  27. I FOLLOW YOU.
    AND YOUR A PICKLE FAN.

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  28. I follow you twatty waffle love you long time.

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  29. I'm a follower!! If you think about it...If you apply that $25 to something that's 75% off, that's $100 smackers!! Haha.

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  30. We're like best friends, remember? I'm a stalker... I mean follower.

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    1. p.s. Prince says hi. This is totally true.

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  31. I follow you. Sometimes stalk you. Xoxo

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  32. My smiles are endless, F & A! Congrats on your one year!

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  33. YAY for a birthday!! Nevermind the fact that my blog is over twice as old as your and I have about half the followers... Bitter/better, the difference is one letter.

    :)

    OBVIOUSLY I'm a follower.

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