Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The Affair

If you didn't notice, yesterday there was not a post. Today is supposed to be Tater Queens Fashion Inspirations and I just can't. You see starting on Friday of last week I knew I just didn't feel right. Something in my gut was telling me that something was off. By Monday it was official. I found out that my nose is having an affair with a box of Kleenex. I don't know how it happened. I thought I was doing everything right, but sometimes a cheater is just a cheater. 

For the last five days all they have done is blow. I am at the point of saying "get a room" but I don't know that it would do any good. So, I have drowned my sorrows in Mucinex, some antibitoics I found in the cabinet and Sprite. I may have to go to rehab for the amount of liquid I have drank. Day in and out this pounding and heavy breathing is just off the charts. If it gets to be two much, I think I will consult a doctor friend and have a love affair with a shot of something in the butt cheek. 

Until then, its going to take a little time to get over this. Please send good thoughts my way and pray that my nose sees the light and dumps that cracker with aloe and I can be back to my old self again.

On another note, I did muster up the strength to attend my son's parent teacher conference only to be informed that my kid seems to be the class clown. Hum, wonder where he gets that from? I must evaluate.

Happy Wednesday,
Dusty

34 comments:

  1. Aw, sending positive energy for a quick recovery!

    Hugs!
    Kara

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  2. I hate to heart that! Hope you get to feeling better soon! Rest as much as possible! Hehe, so funny about your son, and totally predictable, I mean...he's related to you! How could he not be funny?!

    xo

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  3. Rub Rosebud Salve on your nose. It will stop it from getting that horrible chapped red look. I hope you feel better, love.

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  4. hope you feel better soon! what saved me last time my nose was having an affair were the tissues with the menthol in them. make my nose less... chapped.

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  5. Oh man sick sucks. I hope you feel better soon!!

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  6. Affairs are the worst. Hope your nose sees the light soon.

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  7. Keep that cold to the Curb chica!

    Loves you. Feel better!!!! XO

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  8. Oh my gosh - I totally emphathize with your plight right now! I am SOOOOOO sick. I can't even take anything for it with the pregnancy and all...sucks. So hang in there girl and know that you have a friend in Denver who feels your pain :)
    On another note - class clowns are my favorite kids :)
    XO - Marion

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  9. I hope you start feeling better!

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  10. i got flu too since Sunday. it sucks!

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  11. Boooooo sickness! I hope you feel better soon!!

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  12. Feel better. I hate your nose for doing this to you. Bastard. If it gets worse I say go get a shot in the butt. I mean a shot in the butt can make just about anything better, right?

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  13. The world is not right when you are sick. Feel better soon!!

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  14. The pros of being sick: you don't have to put out. The cons? Too numerous to list. Feel better soon!

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  15. YOU ARE SICK ALL THE DAMN TIME.

    Feel better, girl.

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  16. FEEL BETTER SOON!!!!!
    happy happy wishes that your nose dries up quick!

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  17. I just take the kleenex and shove it up my nose but since you are a working mother, I'm guessing this is a no go idea?! Plenty of juice and rest oh and Advil PM is my favorite!

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  18. Being a class clown is okay. It takes confidence that will be useful when he is older.

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  19. so, those liquids..
    drink lots.
    and lots.
    flush out all that crud that's stopping you up.
    hope you feel better!

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  20. get well soon friend! sending you a big carton of chunky monkey!

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  21. Class clown???? Get out of here!!!! SHOCKER! Feel better...I need you back in business NOW!! xoxo

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  22. feel better soon! maybe your class clown can make you smile?

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  23. You seem to be having a lot of turmoil in your bodily relationships. First, you have a great break-up that forced you to have a personal moment with a surgeon. Now your nose? Dang, Dusty. I hope you get everything resolved soon. That sucks.

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  24. I'm sorry to hear about your nose. Sometimes these things just happen.

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  25. how dare it cheat on you like that? i can't believe the daring :O

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  26. Oh those noses and their problems. Maybe it's allergies. You need some of Dan's honey.

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  27. Ugh! I hope you get better. Nothing wrong with being funny. Right?

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  28. ugh sorry girl!! hope it goes away soon, at this point i would recommend kleenex and nose never associate with each other again

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  29. Hope you feel better soon! Being sick sucks!

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  30. Feel better pretty lady. I hate runny noses. Slightly rub the tip of your nostrils continuously and it should relieve the running-ness for a bit.

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  31. Such a good mommy...attending your son's Parent/Teacher Conference even though you're under the weather. You know every class has to have a clown...how boring would the class be without one? Why does it have to be yours, huh? LOL Well, you know they say the apple doesn't fall far from tree...LOL Feel better. :)

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  32. ugh i know what you mean! i've been on the Stuffy Train (um yeah, it's a new hot term i just invented) all week.

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  33. Mucinex saves my life when I'm sick! Hope you feel better!

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