If you didn't notice, yesterday there was not a post. Today is supposed to be Tater Queens Fashion Inspirations and I just can't. You see starting on Friday of last week I knew I just didn't feel right. Something in my gut was telling me that something was off. By Monday it was official. I found out that my nose is having an affair with a box of Kleenex. I don't know how it happened. I thought I was doing everything right, but sometimes a cheater is just a cheater.
For the last five days all they have done is blow. I am at the point of saying "get a room" but I don't know that it would do any good. So, I have drowned my sorrows in Mucinex, some antibitoics I found in the cabinet and Sprite. I may have to go to rehab for the amount of liquid I have drank. Day in and out this pounding and heavy breathing is just off the charts. If it gets to be two much, I think I will consult a doctor friend and have a love affair with a shot of something in the butt cheek.
Until then, its going to take a little time to get over this. Please send good thoughts my way and pray that my nose sees the light and dumps that cracker with aloe and I can be back to my old self again.
On another note, I did muster up the strength to attend my son's parent teacher conference only to be informed that my kid seems to be the class clown. Hum, wonder where he gets that from? I must evaluate.
Happy Wednesday,
Dusty
Aw, sending positive energy for a quick recovery!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Kara
I hate to heart that! Hope you get to feeling better soon! Rest as much as possible! Hehe, so funny about your son, and totally predictable, I mean...he's related to you! How could he not be funny?!
ReplyDeletexo
Rub Rosebud Salve on your nose. It will stop it from getting that horrible chapped red look. I hope you feel better, love.
ReplyDeletehope you feel better soon! what saved me last time my nose was having an affair were the tissues with the menthol in them. make my nose less... chapped.
ReplyDeleteOh man sick sucks. I hope you feel better soon!!
ReplyDeleteAffairs are the worst. Hope your nose sees the light soon.
ReplyDeletexo, Yi-chia
Always Maylee
Keep that cold to the Curb chica!
ReplyDeleteLoves you. Feel better!!!! XO
*KICK. NOT keep. Shniz.
DeleteOh my gosh - I totally emphathize with your plight right now! I am SOOOOOO sick. I can't even take anything for it with the pregnancy and all...sucks. So hang in there girl and know that you have a friend in Denver who feels your pain :)
ReplyDeleteOn another note - class clowns are my favorite kids :)
XO - Marion
I hope you start feeling better!
ReplyDeletei got flu too since Sunday. it sucks!
ReplyDeleteBoooooo sickness! I hope you feel better soon!!
ReplyDeleteFeel better. I hate your nose for doing this to you. Bastard. If it gets worse I say go get a shot in the butt. I mean a shot in the butt can make just about anything better, right?
ReplyDeleteThe world is not right when you are sick. Feel better soon!!
ReplyDeleteThe pros of being sick: you don't have to put out. The cons? Too numerous to list. Feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE SICK ALL THE DAMN TIME.
ReplyDeleteFeel better, girl.
FEEL BETTER SOON!!!!!
ReplyDeletehappy happy wishes that your nose dries up quick!
I just take the kleenex and shove it up my nose but since you are a working mother, I'm guessing this is a no go idea?! Plenty of juice and rest oh and Advil PM is my favorite!
ReplyDeleteBeing a class clown is okay. It takes confidence that will be useful when he is older.
ReplyDeleteso, those liquids..
ReplyDeletedrink lots.
and lots.
flush out all that crud that's stopping you up.
hope you feel better!
get well soon friend! sending you a big carton of chunky monkey!
ReplyDeleteClass clown???? Get out of here!!!! SHOCKER! Feel better...I need you back in business NOW!! xoxo
ReplyDeletefeel better soon! maybe your class clown can make you smile?
ReplyDeleteYou seem to be having a lot of turmoil in your bodily relationships. First, you have a great break-up that forced you to have a personal moment with a surgeon. Now your nose? Dang, Dusty. I hope you get everything resolved soon. That sucks.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to hear about your nose. Sometimes these things just happen.
ReplyDeletehow dare it cheat on you like that? i can't believe the daring :O
ReplyDeleteOh those noses and their problems. Maybe it's allergies. You need some of Dan's honey.
ReplyDeleteUgh! I hope you get better. Nothing wrong with being funny. Right?
ReplyDeleteugh sorry girl!! hope it goes away soon, at this point i would recommend kleenex and nose never associate with each other again
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon! Being sick sucks!
ReplyDeleteFeel better pretty lady. I hate runny noses. Slightly rub the tip of your nostrils continuously and it should relieve the running-ness for a bit.
ReplyDeleteSuch a good mommy...attending your son's Parent/Teacher Conference even though you're under the weather. You know every class has to have a clown...how boring would the class be without one? Why does it have to be yours, huh? LOL Well, you know they say the apple doesn't fall far from tree...LOL Feel better. :)
ReplyDeleteugh i know what you mean! i've been on the Stuffy Train (um yeah, it's a new hot term i just invented) all week.
ReplyDeleteMucinex saves my life when I'm sick! Hope you feel better!
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