SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Its official. Of all the great inventions, Twitter, man on the moon, cellphones, and Skype along with thousands of other worthy things that I could mention, they finally have found a way to take an ass, transplant it and make tits. There is hope for me. I am not sure where I need to sign up for this surgery, but I give you proof.
If all goes as planned I should be a 36C. Happy Friday friends. I will be back Monday in full working order and full of more poop than a Christmas turkey.
XO,
Dusty
Freaking finally! LOL Feel better sissy - thanks for the rant/vent/phone sesh last night.
ReplyDeletelove you!
lol! now they just need to find a way to transfer it from stomach to tits xD
ReplyDeleteI'm with this idea!
DeleteLol funny post, nice blog, follow each other?
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Girl, my need boobs would be ridic. My ass is huge.
ReplyDeleteIt took 'em long enough!
ReplyDeleteWhat if I need both a bigger butt and bigger boobs?? What THEN!?
ReplyDeletexo, Yi-chia
Always Maylee
LOL- is that Jessica Simpson?!
ReplyDeleteLOL! You are too funny!!! I'm glad you're feeling better...have a great weekend!
ReplyDeletethose things could knock her the f out.
ReplyDeleteHer boobs like ridic!! Happy weekend honey! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!
ReplyDeleteLove YOU! That's all! ;)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA this is the laugh I needed this morning!! You are awesome. :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha ohhhh man. Just what the world needed.
ReplyDeletebahahahaha,,
ReplyDeleteyou just gave me the right amount of laugh needed!
Her chest is seriously out of control. If my boobs were the same size as my butt I'd have double d's.
ReplyDeleteHAH! That's what my boobs look like...and I still have a huge ass. How do you solve THAT?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Someone could give her a brain transplant...."I thought all the weight came off when I had the baby" ... Right....lol
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaha Thats how mine look sometimes, hate em, you can have them.
ReplyDeletexoxo
HAHAHAHA, hilarious!!! She certainly does have quite the set of knockers!
ReplyDeleteHa! That is one heck of a way to take care of Fluffy. Poor Jessica... she's just so easy to make fun of.
ReplyDeleteOh well, this definitely look like a joke. :D Hahah.
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Haha...too bad I have the butt and the boobs...can they just take away the tummy? ;-)
ReplyDeleteBahaha those are some nice tits, and they will look even better on you ;)
ReplyDeletethe last thing I need is to take my huge ass and put it on my huge tits. I'd be guaranteed a spot on one of those tv shows like Ripley's Believe it or Not.
ReplyDeletewhere I'd need like a 59 quadruple Z bra size.
Man.... I .... What.....
ReplyDeleteHaha
Loved the title, clever clever :)
Too bad I have no ass either....RATS!!!! Poor, sweet Jessica. How did she go from playing Daisy Duke to playing Dolly Parton with longer hair???
ReplyDeleteOh my dear friend....I was away from you for far too long! This is AWESOME!!!
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