Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Big Three Zero Zero!

This is my 300th post. Can you believe it? Three hundred. For three hundred days, I have graced you with the biggest amount of bullshit one can dish out. And you still come back and still tell friends and I am amazed that I seriously have anything insightful to say which most days I don't. But like throwing a little dog a lamb chop, you understand my madness and to say I am grateful is an understatement. So with this big whopper of a post I thought I would give you another installment of Bleep Dusty Says. The last one I labeled "Shit Dusty Says" and like my milkshake it brought all the weirdo's to da yard. So here we go! 

Someone asked me what I wanted for Christmas and my answer was, "I looked in the Sears Christmas catalog and I don't see where you can order Carrie Underwood's legs. The catalog is a rip off."

After expressing my opinion on why I unfollowed another blogger because of a racist tweet, I summed it up by saying, "well, I couldn't handle her trailer park roots, she gave new meaning to ombre."

A co-worker called to see if any of our guys in the office participated in Movember. I said, "I found it discriminatory but I participated anyway. I seriously dulled my razor after one leg. The hair was so long I am sure the tattoo of my son's same started to include other letters of the alphabet."

We have two guys in our office named Joe. We refer to one as Asian Joe. Someone called for him and I was like huh? She said his first name which is something sorta unpronouncable. I said, "oh, yeah, that's Asian Joe." She said, "what part of Asian is he from?" I said, "hell if I know, somewhere with rice." 

"I don't care if my asshole grows bear fur, I will never getting another Brazillian wax again!" That was a convo about anal bleaching. Yeah, one thing led to another.

So, there ya have it. I know three hundred posts and that's all I got. I can tell you while I am typing this my dog just farted and it seriously stinks so bad, that if you want me to post 301 times, I must clear out. She's 14, her butt and breath both have the same scent. 

Shoot the confetti and blow the horns,
Dusty



24 comments:

  1. wow 300, that is a lot!! and a huge accomplishment!! and i will always unfollow racist people!!

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  2. 300. Look at you.

    let me know if you find Carrie's legs anywhere. I've been on the hunt for those for months.

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  3. Happy 300th post! I adore reading your insightful BS.

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  4. D, you kill me. Thank you for 300 posts. Three Hundred! We are the lucky ones. The hair over the tattoo is freaking hilarious, and I brake for unfollowing racist people, too.

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  5. Happy 300! I would kill for Carrie Underwood's legs. Or legs in general...5' doesn't lend itself to long legs.

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  6. Happy 300! and I will read for the next 3000= girlie! You are real, you are sweet and DAMN you can right a mean story :)

    have a great day
    Sharee'
    www.momFITtingitallin.com

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  7. Wow 300 that's an unbelievable task which is definitely something to be PROUD of. You truly inspire me on a daily basis and make me laugh out loud especially with the dog farts. Gotta love ‘em.

    Thanks for the laughs.

    Amy~

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  8. hahaha! Thank YOU for 300 posts. I think I can speak for all of us when I say we are never disappointed. :)

    ..."somewhere with rice." {i die}

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  9. Happy 300!

    Unintentional ombre is the best kind.

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  10. Happy 300 and I absolutely love your blog, you always make me laugh. :)

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  11. Can't wait to read the next 300! Here's to hoping that 301 doesn't include a dog fart on your end! haha

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  12. Happy 300!

    I want the bitches legs too

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  13. I referred to my bear fur in talking with Andy. He didn't find it as funny as I did.

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  14. 300

    Impressive, very impressive.

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  15. Congrats on 300, can't wait for the next 300! You always make me laugh, so thank you for that. And seriously, I'd love Carrie Underwood's legs. Or hair. Or talent.

    xo, Yi-chia

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  16. congratulations on 300! what an adventure it has been to follow. you should celebrate with 300 cookies.

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  17. I am happy and honored to say I was part of a few of these convos....GOD I love you!!!! And here's to another 300!!!

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  18. Happy 300!
    I'm looking forward to reading the next 300, your posts always manage to brighten my day.

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  19. yay for 300!! and haha i busted out laughing about the asian guy and where he is from don't know somewhere with rice that sounds like what my husband would say

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  20. I once threatened to participate in no shave November when an ex tried to convince me to let him participate. For some reason, he decided to continue shaving.

    Fact: Ammon eats enough rice to be an Asian. He eats it 6-10 times a week.

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