Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Blogger Allowance

New Year's Day I received my very first comment of 2013. At first I was excited to see who the first person to read and comment on my blog was. Then I realized it was from Anonymous. I normally do not read these comments and if I do its the first few lines to see if it could be someone who is a non blogger. Most of its someone selling something or if my blog has had a suggestive title then its from the pervs. I normally just ignore it. I have struggled when I started this blog to either moderate the comments or let them be free. And since you all know I don't like rules well, free it is. But this was rather funny. I proceeded to read it, then followed the link at the bottom. Oh, lawdy what a joke. If you want to read the comment click here and scroll down because I don't want to republish. But here are my thoughts on this dumbass who sent this comment which starts out as why he won't marry an American women. It's more like why an American woman shouldn't marry him?

First, you're a douchebag. I suspect that you have dated many woman and each one has found out that your dinger is the size of a fly and they dumped you like a hot potato.

Second, you seriously decreased your odds by announcing this to the world. If you think that your not going to ever get laid by an American, well guess what Lithuania isn't missing much either.

Third, you probably still live with mommy and she still makes you eat at the table at 6 pm sharp and makes your favorite dessert...fuckstick cookies.

Fourth, you probably have little man syndrome and mismatched kneecaps. Kickball must have been hard in school and so all teenage girls probably called you knobby knees. 

Lastly, your an egotistical, cowlick wearing, one nipple bigger than the other, gap toothed, uncircumcised, cross toed, bucktooth, cat breath, prickasourous who got rejected by Match dot com because they figured out that your profile wouldn't match with the other 7 billion really sweet women who are looking for love even if you lied. Holy shit where's the Tylenol!

In other words, woman won't marry you because your not nice. Do all the American women a favor, keep hating us, save us the trouble of filing a restraining order on your happy stalking ass.

Oh, and I am still going to allow anonymous comments. They get me all hyped up like a spider monkey on Mt. Dew.

Happy Tuesday,
Dusty

36 comments:

  1. I saw this guy has posted on quite a few other blogs as well. he is clearly an idiot and its much better for everyone in America that he is so keen to marry a foreign woman, lets hope he stays in her country too!

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  2. Wow!!!

    By the way, I hate Anonymous comments too. I've always thought that if you're gonna comment, set up a profile and explain who you are and what you're about. Don't sit back and invoke keyboard courage and say vile things in my blog. That being said, those Internet trolls are out there. I guess they need to feel like they matter.....even if they have a "dinger" the size of a fly.

    By the way.........you're hilarious!!!

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  3. Wow...oh man, that's so weird. I've never seen such an anonymous comment. Most of the anonymous comments I get on my blog are from my husband. He likes to comment and say creepy or bizarre things to me but I can usually tell that it's him.
    But that guy is clearly not my husband--he married an American, after all.

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  4. I too saw this comment on several other blogs! He's one rude asshole for going around just shouting out how much he hates American Women. He just doesn't know who he is messing with! Us American women can stomp your ass quicker than bisquik can rise honey! I love anon. comments because of the rise too! Some piss me off and some make me laugh, kind of like this guy!

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  5. what a jerk.
    it is pretty pathetic that people even take the time to come up with this shhhhiiiot. craziness.
    you sure made me giggle this morning though, and for that i thank you.

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  6. i just read it...wow. what a psycho. what in the world?! that is a little much to me. "anti feminism" really? in 2013?!

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  7. his stats do not even make sense...which proves once again he's a freakin' idiot.
    Some people's kids...

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  8. lmao!! oh girl you kill me!
    he is a dick!
    I've never been more proud to be an American!!! ;)

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  9. Yep Prickasourous about covers it!!!!

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  10. I don't allow anonymous comments because I get so much damn spam. No I don't want your Viagra.

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  11. OMG - I love your "first" - he is a douchebag!!!!

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  12. Well.... that's... hmmmmmmmmm. No. I'm pretty sure he used some "creatively doctored" stats. I am generally of the live and let live mindset: this guy is not gaining any support by posting his message of hate on American women's lifestyle blogs. In fact, most men I know would find this man to be outright insulting. I am pretty insulted by it, don't get me wrong. I just find it sad that this man is so full of hate that he has to devote time and energy into this cause.

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  13. hey I remember that comment.
    what a douche.
    I have someone commenting on the same post over and over from like, three months ago about their porn website. It goes to my phone like I got a comment, but whenever I check that post to delete them, they are never there. It's like this weird, mystical porn comment.

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  14. At least you can make us laugh about it. The thing I don't understand is why doesn't he just go make his own blog? He can talk about whatever he wants on there..why spread the negativity? Look at the other comments here saying that they've seen his comments on other blogs...how much free time does this idiot have? If he's so jealous about American women having blogs why not just start his own? It would probably take up less time than him having to go rant on all of these other blogs!

    haha you said dinger. Just laugh this stuff off, or delete it- no need in spreading negativity. Or make your readers laugh, that works :)

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  15. sometimes you gotta let your haters be your motivators! WORD!

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  16. Yes I got a comment I believe from the same anonymous commenter!!! Such a douche.

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  17. What. The. Fruck. I added in the "r" so it is less offensive. This guy, totally not real life.

    But now I know never to piss you off. Fuckstick cookies!

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  18. Oh holy hell-z.

    I don't allow anonymous comments, because I am afraid of them, I think it's prevented a lot of "i am quitting this blog" moments.

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  19. Haha, this guy is all sorts of cray. And I want to point out that not all asian women are "foreign". Just saying!

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  20. I just went and read that. And now I feel all sorts of dumber. First, WTF? Why did he think THAT was a stellar venue for his twisted views? Second, he's probably some trolling douche, you know, like the ones that frequent my blog and repost to Reddit.

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  21. wow, what a douch! I stopped reading his comment on ur post after his 2nd reason, hes to annoying for me to continues --- when you get a chance view the link I did today, your featured in it, check out http://adayinthelifeofmektt.blogspot.com/2013/01/tesday-topics-week-2.html
    to see the post :)

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  22. The most bizarre part of it is his choice of blogs to post his rant on. Hilarious.

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  23. You are too funny! "Dinger the size of a fly"

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  24. OMGoodness...Dusty, you have such a way with words, and I appreciate that so very much! And this guy? What an ass. That's all he gets from me.

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  25. What a turd! I love "dinger the size of a fly." It has stuck with me all day and I have randomly laughed over it several times. That and "fuckstick cookies." ha!

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  26. I saw that comment and I couldn't deide if it was real or a joke. It was so over the top it couldn't be real. Lol. But sadly, I think it was!

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  27. that guy was for reals???! i thought for sure it was some automated nonsense. you said it best: what a douche!!

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  28. What a diyche, I'd marry you if M would let me!!

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  29. Girl, I read that bull shiggidy from Anon on your last post and immediately thought it was spam. What makes him think ANY woman would want him? LOL

    "Dinger the size of a fly" though, Dusty?! LOL!!!

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    1. Sorry, your first post of the new year!

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  30. Now I'm gonna have to go check out this comment :O My curiosity is getting the best of me. It's one of the flaws to blogging though, you never know who's reading what you say. But, good post! Now I need to see this dude bashing American women

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  31. i read that comment too in your blog. and apparently that douchebag also spreaded his stupid statement on some other blogs. idiot!

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  32. wow, American women really do kinda suck...seriously, what a freaking ass. I bet he already has arthritis in his wrist and a chapped "you know what".

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  33. Mismatched kneecaps??? Bahahahahahah.... what a class act that guy was,right? So random. I stopped allowing annonymous comments because I got too much spam. No one notices me enough to leave rants like you get. Friend, you are so noticeable. Take pride in that!

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  34. Oh man. At least you made it funny! I'm just wondering what those cookies look like :)

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