Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Proclamation of the Dusty Nation

I don’t know what to say except, the Super Bowl was well, better than I thought. I mean the half time show. I ate.. a lot. Then I received a headache and decided that I should not blog for two days. So, I am back with a few Proclamations of the Dusty Nation. The headache must of inspired me, or maybe it was the two days I didn’t use my brain waves. Probably the latter because this crap is really stupid and yeah, I said it.

If you don’t follow me on Twitter then you missed out. Some of this is just crap I said to friends. Who often say, “Dusty, you ain’t right. “ I am still trying to find a point to that statement and if it is meant to be offensive. Right now I am on the fence about it.

Since you don’t want to be kept in suspense here goes..

-There was a had a lunch and learn in our office Tuesday. They brought in Panera with baguettes then I proclaimed, “I just ate a piece of bread that will take me 6 days to work off. Glad I have an extra day to think about it.”  Boom!

-My Face book status 2/5/13 I proclaimed, “I forgive stupid people. It’s part of my 12 step program.” Boom!

-I read an article that Dolce & Gabbanna is coming out with a baby perfume. How stupid is that? If you buy this crap please let me know because I am going to call you a money wasting idiot but the lighter version I proclaimed, “Aww, Dolce & Gabbanna is launching a baby perfume. It smells like pureed peas and sweet potatoes.” Boom!

Talking about the half-time show with a friend then I proclaimed, “Wouldn’t it have been funny if the sign language dude interpreted Beyonce’s Bootylicious? Would he have used like a butt slap during that part to make them understand? Boom!

Reading a Face book status from two people I went to high school with and tell a friend about how they have reverted back to 10th grade puppy love. We are following this like a soap opera. I proclaimed it was “Puke in your mouth adorable.” Boom!

-I proclaimed, "I ate 3 butterscotch's and I am not drunk yet." Boom!

And finally, it’s pretty self explanatory, I proclaimed “Hot Damn I am on fire and Everybody’s Got Time for That.” Boom!

Happy Wednesday!
 Dusty

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16 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 6, 2013 at 6:57 AM

    HOT Damn. I wish we could have watched the super bowl together.
    xxxx

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2013 at 7:48 AM

    Oh Dusty, I heart you. You make me smile. :)

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  3. Shannon @ Bungalow960February 6, 2013 at 8:49 AM

    Thanks to your "everybody got time for that", I have a new cross stitch design.

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  4. MakailaFebruary 6, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    errrrrrybody got time for D! True Dat! Love alove a you!

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  5. Whitney LeighFebruary 6, 2013 at 9:38 AM

    I live for the expressions you use.
    and sometimes I try to use them, but I just don't pull them off as well as you.
    and that is why I love you.

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  6. holliFebruary 6, 2013 at 10:00 AM

    BOOM!

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  7. Because Shanna Said SoFebruary 6, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    Boom....where is the comment you made on my IG that you are Beyonce's freakin' back up dancer???? I have missed you the past two days!!

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  8. JenFebruary 6, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    Bahahaha! Boom!

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  9. Tiffany February 6, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    BOOM. All day, every day.

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  10. HeleneFebruary 6, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    i love your proclamations. all of them.

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  11. Always MayleeFebruary 6, 2013 at 12:35 PM

    Haha, you are hilarious. And I agree, baby perfume is weird. Just sprinkle some baby powder on them and call it a day. BOOM! Ok, mine didn't have the same effect as you, probably because I am not as awesome as you! :)

    xo, Yi-chia

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  12. Janna ReneeFebruary 6, 2013 at 2:56 PM

    Baby perfume? WTF. So it's pretty much going to be for the nannies to put on the spoiled rotten kids, so that they at least don't smell spoiled rotten. #Fail

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  13. My-cliffnotesFebruary 7, 2013 at 1:20 AM

    You're always on fire!! Xoxox

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  14. RadiantKristenFebruary 7, 2013 at 3:21 PM

    It only takes you 6 days to work off a damn baguette? I want your metabolism please.

    I don't know how I have missed all of these. They are fantastic. Clearly, I have not been spending mearly enough time in social media land as of late.

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  15. ChrisFebruary 7, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    The best part of a baby is the baby scent. Why would anyone want to mask up all that goodness?

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  16. UnknownFebruary 12, 2013 at 12:09 PM

    You are the bestest! I'm cracking up over here! BOOM!

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