If you don’t follow me on Twitter then you missed out. Some of this is just crap I said to friends. Who often say, “Dusty, you ain’t right. “ I am still trying to find a point to that statement and if it is meant to be offensive. Right now I am on the fence about it.
Since you don’t want to be kept in suspense here goes..
-There was a had a lunch and learn in our office Tuesday. They brought in Panera with baguettes then I proclaimed, “I just ate a piece of bread that will take me 6 days to work off. Glad I have an extra day to think about it.” Boom!
-My Face book status 2/5/13 I proclaimed, “I forgive stupid people. It’s part of my 12 step program.” Boom!
-I read an article that Dolce & Gabbanna is coming out with a baby perfume. How stupid is that? If you buy this crap please let me know because I am going to call you a money wasting idiot but the lighter version I proclaimed, “Aww, Dolce & Gabbanna is launching a baby perfume. It smells like pureed peas and sweet potatoes.” Boom!
Talking about the half-time show with a friend then I proclaimed, “Wouldn’t it have been funny if the sign language dude interpreted Beyonce’s Bootylicious? Would he have used like a butt slap during that part to make them understand? Boom!
Reading a Face book status from two people I went to high school with and tell a friend about how they have reverted back to 10th grade puppy love. We are following this like a soap opera. I proclaimed it was “Puke in your mouth adorable.” Boom!
-I proclaimed, "I ate 3 butterscotch's and I am not drunk yet." Boom!
And finally, it’s pretty self explanatory, I proclaimed “Hot Damn I am on fire and Everybody’s Got Time for That.” Boom!