Thursday, February 2, 2012

Two Cents Thursdays

I have been a bit under the weather this week. But I have done my best to keep up. Did you notice that I didn't post on Tuesday. Nope, that was for a reason, but I am going to hold off on that reasoning until the weekend to see if it rectifies itself. So my Two Cents this week is somewhat light. 

First, we did our taxes last weekend. As excited as I am to see if I will get any money back, I then become depressed of all the things I have to pay for with the money. I don't understand Uncle Sam. Your not my Uncle. I researched my family tree. You are not there. Not even an acorn that fell off the tree. Your a pain in the ass like a long lost cousin, who comes out of the woodwork when a wedding or a funeral comes around. We aren't friends and never will be and you and your slut buddy FICA can kiss my @$%&! 

Next, why do they call our sweet computer's laptops? I don't know about you, but if I hold my laptop in my lap, it becomes an easy bake oven and my thighs become hot turkey legs. 

I can admit I haven't seen one episode of Grey's Anatomy. Nope not even 10 minutes. I click  over to the channel, attempt 20 seconds and turn it. Sorry, don't yell. Gawd!

And finally, because I wasn't feeling well, I laid in bed all day yesterday and watched enough Discovery Channel to last me a few days. I love the ID channel, the true stories of love triangles, Dateline mysteries and the new show Dark Minds. But I have to say this, there are some crazy people in this world. I mean we are all a little screwy, but these people are missing alot of screws. Like chain link fences. I am going to build a very tall fence around my house, put pad locks on all my doors, put a GPS tracking chip in my son and live off the land. 

Well, that's my two cents. Give me the skinny on your two cents. Anything interesting, you know, things that make you go, huh? Have a great Thursday and a great February!



  1. I am peeing my pants right now....slut buddy FICA....omg....

  2. I've never seen an episode of Greys Anatomy either!

  3. You're not missing much by not watching Grey's. It's a soap opera, and I have enough drama in my own life.
    I also like watching those true crime shows, but they also make me uber-paranoid, especially when I'm home alone. I have to get up and check the bathroom and our closet, though I don't know what I would do if I ever found someone in there!
    Hope you're feeling better! :)

  4. Serious about the "laptop" thing. Not only does it start to burn my legs but my neck feels like its going to fall off within the first 10 minutes. NOT okay, and its okay about greys, I forgive you, but it really UHmazing :)

  5. Ha ha LOVE this! Agree to the hot laptop, mine starts to "breathe" way loud too if it's on my lap. I think I'm smothering it. HA. And screw uncle sam, YOU SUCK MAN! Ha. Hope you feel better! :)

  6. love your two cents today! haha that laptop one is funny and the uncle sam too why does my uncle wnat to take all my money? does did he do to deserve all my money anyways?

  7. I also get depressed when I think about what I really have to do with my tax money. Sigh.

  8. Feel better!!! I love Discovery channel bc I feel like I'm actually learning something haha. I will have to check out dark minds!

  9. I LOVE watching those shows too. Dark minds, Criminal minds...they're great. Except they make me want to live in a steel dome on an island all by myself.
    Have a great weekend! xoxo

  10. You are so funny! Believe it or not, my husband is actually the one that records Greys Anatomy. And gets made fun of.