Friday, March 9, 2012

Happy Birthday Lovah!

Happy Birthday to my one and only, Chad. Sometimes known as Honey, Baby, Damn it, Jackass, Duh, Lumpkins and every other silly ridiculous name you could say to some that you love with all your heart.

You are 40 today and yes, I know you take pride in knowing you made it. That you think that its just another day.

So thank you
14 years of unrehearsed bliss
Teaching me my indoor voice ( I tend to be rather loud)
Knocking me up
Defending me
Making me love and hate you all at the same time
Playing the 12 year old fart game with the covers I understand that with boys
it never gets old
Using half a roll of toilet paper when you poop
Giving me hemorrhoid advice
Letting me get out of chopping wood
Sharing coffee
Painting the hallway
Being over the top
Your terrible dancing moves which make me laugh
The little freckle on your lip
I love you's
Our many doggies
Your exaggerated stories
Giving me your last name
Finding it funny to pee off the front porch
Being the speed slayer on our street
letting me ride on the back of the motorcycle and just be pretty
teaching me what the green slime in a lobster is
and finally
being Mine!

I don't know much about anything but I know that I will love you the rest of my life.
Happy Birthday, dawling!
Halloween 2007
our "not to serious" family
dad to our worthless guard dogs

Happy Birthday. I am glad you were born!


  1. You are so sweet!! I'm sure your husband would say the same!

  2. This is such a sweet post, happy birthday to your honey. I hope you all have a lovely day together!

  3. I read "making me love" and I could have sworn it said "making love to me"...I was gonna give you a big old slap on the booty...bow chicka wow wowow!

  4. "using half the roll of toilet paper when you poop" and "giving me hemorrhoid advice"? so perfect. sounds like my boyfriend.
    happy birthday to yours and happy weekend to the two of you!
    xx jes

  5. awww, Dusty, this is sooo sweet!

  6. Thanks for knocking me up. That is as nice as it gets! Happy Birthday Chad!

  7. Happy Birthday to your husband! Such a sweet post. And funny. I love hearing about how other people do the same crazy things that we do. Or, er, things my husband does. He loves peeing off the porch, too. Thinks it's the jam.

  8. Hey! I just came across your blog. Love what I see - I knew I'd love it as soon as I saw the name - Pickles?! Yes, please!!

  9. What sweet pics!!! Hope you two have some fun plans to celebrate this weekend :)

  10. What a fantastic post! Happy Birthday to your Hubba-Bubba!

  11. love your blog:)Maybe we can follow each other?


  12. Love this! Haha you guys are funny.. I hope Adam and I are this fun after 14 years! I read some of this to him, he thought you were pretty funny. Happy Birthday to your damn it!

  13. happy birthday to your man!!! woot woot! and you can totally rock long skirts, i'm only 5 2 and i wear them!!!

  14. Happy (belated) birthday to your man!!

  15. Oh Happy belated Birthday to the baby daddy, from your bloggin bff.