Happy Birthday to my one and only, Chad. Sometimes known as Honey, Baby, Damn it, Jackass, Duh, Lumpkins and every other silly ridiculous name you could say to some that you love with all your heart.
You are 40 today and yes, I know you take pride in knowing you made it. That you think that its just another day.
So thank you
14 years of unrehearsed bliss
Teaching me my indoor voice ( I tend to be rather loud)
Knocking me up
Making me love and hate you all at the same time
Playing the 12 year old fart game with the covers I understand that with boys
it never gets old
Using half a roll of toilet paper when you poop
Giving me hemorrhoid advice
Letting me get out of chopping wood
Painting the hallway
Being over the top
Your terrible dancing moves which make me laugh
The little freckle on your lip
I love you's
Our many doggies
Your exaggerated stories
Giving me your last name
Finding it funny to pee off the front porch
Being the speed slayer on our street
letting me ride on the back of the motorcycle and just be pretty
teaching me what the green slime in a lobster is
I don't know much about anything but I know that I will love you the rest of my life.
Happy Birthday, dawling!
our "not to serious" family
dad to our worthless guard dogs
Happy Birthday. I am glad you were born!