This week I received a card in the mail from my Smuppie, Jes. This cracked me up big time. I love when someone makes the effort to be a friend and keep in touch.
This card is a reflection of a post I did a few weeks back titled the No Thong Zone. If you didn't read it or are a new follower (click here), then I want you to come back here and take a look at this..........
PEOPLE I REST MY CASE!!!!!!!
This is exactly why I eliminated thongs from my life. Her crack has to be plaque free now and with the fishnet body suit, I think they caught the Wicked Tuna. Now I leave you with this image for the weekend and will have a wonderfully well written hopefully hilarious post on Monday!
Have a great weekend!
Dusty
Revisiting that picture made me gag.
ReplyDeleteYay for snail mail! but this image is disturbing on so many levels... I might have to forgo thongs for life as well.
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justyn
hahhhaahahah that is the best card ever!!!!!!!! and gross too lol
ReplyDeleteyou should have seen me at hallmark when i found this card. i did a little dance and the b behind the counter gave me the stink eye. i wanted to shove my ugg up the b's butt. but i just continued laughing.
ReplyDeleteOkay, well I will never send you a card because Jeszilla just won. What a freakin monster. Just kidding dude, I will send you a card, I'll just cut out a picture of hunter boots and tape it on the front and say "thinking of you"...
ReplyDeleteI am in love with snail mail. Jes's card ROCKS. Did you know she is in Portland too? Well, obvios, if you checked her return address. Why don't you come visit us?
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ReplyDeleteOh my goodness I nearly peed myself with that picture! It looks like something you would see in Walmart. I enjoy getting cards too :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome...I can spend 24 hours in the card aisle laughing with myself. Jes is a keeper! Too sweet! But, I must say, I love my thong-thong-thong-thongs!! I just make sure to keep my pants pulled up! :) Happy weekend!
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Shanna
Umm, the name of you blog just drew me in instantly. I could eat my weight in fried pickles. For real. So I am your newest follower.
ReplyDelete--Stephanie!
http://quallsquirks.blogspot.com/
That card is hilarious! Although that picture is truly nasty. I might have nightmares now.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDelete{Shauna}
www.ShaunaWyrick.com
at one point, in someone's life, do they reach a new low where they wake up and think, "aha! a fishnet jumpsuit, thong, and silk half-pants!!"
ReplyDeleteof course, if i had a tramp stamp that trampy, i'd consider it.
Snail mail is THE. BEST.
ReplyDeleteThat card is the best.
Thongs + fishnet shirts + extreme low-rider pants are NOT.
Yikes!
Hahahah oh my gosh thanks for putting that up to be burned into my retinas. Dying.
ReplyDeleteaw, yay! i love receiving snail mail. especially when it is so unexpected! :)
ReplyDeletexo TJ