Well, I am constipated this week because I don't have a photo dump unless you wanna see a picture of my kid with drool down his cheek.
Instead, I thought I would say that my week was just a barrel of ticks and fleas. I had an argument with the men at my office on whether people in the south really say tornado or tornader. Ugh! I flexed out. I understand you hoss grinders think that southerners have two teeth and drink from a jug, and when I say white it has six syllables, but I am not so uneducated that I say effing tornader. Seriously, its almost like the I can say what I want to about my moma but don't you talk about my moma mentality.
Other than searching for the perfect nachos recipe on Pinterest, nothing exciting but my Hot Tamale guest and this little beauty happened. I got a sweet comment that I was nominated for an award. I love those dang things. It makes me feel like someone does really like me.
Thank you to Jessica over at Girl on Film for the shout out. I know your supposed to nominate others but I can't do it. I think all bloggers are fantaboo in their own right and this includes you Jessica. Insert blowing kisses motion, muah, muah!
I hope everyone has a great weekend. I am feeling feisty so I will probably do a few dozen cartwheels and put on the tightest sweat pants I have with some over the knee hooker boots and walk into the most upscale boutique and do the stripper shake.
Happy Friday!
Dusty
I can't do a cartwheel. Isn't that sad? I was too tall by the time I tried to learn. I'm depressed about it now.
ReplyDeleteI definitely don't say tornader! I actually don't know anyone who does!
ReplyDeleteIm with the above comment I've never met anyone who seriously says Tornader.... Thats pretty ignorant!
ReplyDeleteDusty.
ReplyDeleteyou is smart. you is kind. you is a fuckin' badass.
hahaha love this!
DeleteSeriously!? Tordnader!? HA! My sister and I are cracking up reading your post. That is funny... Hope you have a fabulous weekend gurlfrannnnn xo
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I see it. I can feel it.
Your sweat pant stipper shake.
Your very first ever Vlog?????!
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love you mama. Happy Friday!
Weekend WELL!
Why can't you just make me not laugh one time? I dare you. I have this new obsession with trying to get my husbands attention while he's watching sports. He likes sports more than me. That's okay, I've accepted it. But I seriously put on either outrageous outfits or sexy ones and "dance" in front of the TV and I am a horrible dancer. HORRIBLE. What do you do with your hands when you're dancing? I don't know.. I just keep the at my side like a solider. So anyway, he's not amused at all. That whole story is what your stripper story reminded me of. bam! done.
ReplyDeletewe need to Skype again. i am going to put together a list of words i want you to say. first on that list will be "tornado", second will be "white", third will be "shit".
ReplyDeleteYour posts always crack me up! I think we need to start a link up called "F*$#ing Knowledge Explosion" and state a bunch of random facts!
ReplyDeletePlease take photos of said sweat pants and hooker boots in said upscale boutique. Sounds like heaven! Have an incredibly awesome weekend!
ReplyDeleteLove your blog title. Glad I ran across your little space today. happy blogging to you! Hope you have a fabulous weekend as well.
ReplyDeleteWe also don't ride horses to work. Or have hay bails as couches. Or say fixintoo every five seconds.
ReplyDeleteI'm from Texas not the Beverly Hillbillies.
Sheesh. And this rant is just in agreement. Feel free to disregard hahaha.
Where the hell are you....I have been waiting all day for you to pick me up!!! I guess you are too busy making nachos and doing cartwheels...ho, freakin' hum!!!
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Shanna
New to your blog. My favortite recipe for nachos is doritos, with pepper jack cheese and jalapenos. Then you bake them in the oven until the cheese melts. I used to get them at a sandwich shop in Auburn, Al and now we just make it at home. SO good!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend Dusty! You are also fantaboo! and you've now made me crave nachos (not easy - I'm not normally a spicy food girl but they sound so good right now) :D
ReplyDeleteWhen arent you feeling feisty sissy? And I thought you meant you couldn't poo, no joke.
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Justyn
I would love to see proof of you doing the stripper shake in that outfit. I think it would be the most amazing thing ever. Sorry your week wasn't so great. It just means next week will be fab. Have a great weekend with the boys!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry about your week, friend :( I just love your writing - you always make me smile and laugh ;) You're the cutest and you go work it in your boots, girl! xo :)
ReplyDeleteahhh sucks that you had a crappy week, but typical dusty able to see the humourous side of things! I love your blog, you deserve awards because it's great!
ReplyDeleteWhy are you so funny?
ReplyDeleteyou make me smile... i soooo wanna do the hooker boot thing with you! and then take pics!!
ReplyDeleteTornader?! HA HA HA!
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