Twat Waffle

Okay, so last week Lindsey over at A Little Bit of Life sent me this and said, "Dusty, I can so see you saying this." And what do you know after I Iaughed hysterically, I told her she was completely right and then we proceeded to have an hour long conversation about it.

So I put my theory to the test. I walked in looked at Duh and said, "Libby (worthless guard dog #2 for those that are new) is a twat waffle." He said, "a what?" I said, "a twat waffle." He just rolled his eyes. Not to be defeated, I walked out and walked back in and tried again. He was unenthused because he thinks I am nuts and I said, "fine, me and the twat waffle are going to sleep on the couch." In which he said, "fine you and the waffle go sleep on the couch." Ugh, Twat Waffle get it right if you're going to play along!"

Then I asked my friend Becca to use it in a sentence. She writes, "It's so hot I could melt butter on my twat waffles." Bahaha. I tried to get my crazy cousin Rachel involved, but she didn't answer my text. She must have something more unimportant to do than my antics.

But don't take it as something perverted. I think it can be used in many ways. I said, good morning to all my Twat Waffles on Twitter. In which Shannon says, "do you know how many people I want to call this today?" Oops! But she used it her way.

It also brings people together. My new beautiful bauble head swap sister, Tabitha over at My Cliffnotes  and I hit it off right way over Twat Waffles. I sent her the most adorable email filled with love (which translates to BS) and now we are off and running! We bonded over Twat Waffles. 

So see, it can be used as a good term or bad depending on how you look at it.I am sure it would be hilarious to see two hoochy moma's get in a fight and one call the other a twat waffle. But I say it lovingly, with the upmost respect and feeling. I also laugh out loud every time I do.

Happy Tuesday, Twat Waffles,

Dusty