Friday, July 20, 2012

Hot Tamale ..My Cliffnotes

I don't know if Tabitha from My Cliffnotes needs an introduction. All you have to do is visit her blog and see how hilariously fantastic she is. We bonded right away because I sent her a sappy email oozing with the biggest crock of shizl there ever was. All I can say, you ARE going to love her!


"It's gettin HOT in here, so take off all your clothes"
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!

Hidy-Ho there friends of The Gorgeous Dusty.
My name is Tabitha, nice to meet you!

Dusty and I share a love of Twat-waffles,
Bed Jumping
Pickles
Dogs
and
Foreplay
I may have made some of those up.

When I asked begged to be a Hot Tamale, I was banking on her sympathy.
 Color me happy when she said "You may"

Fun facts about me


My ex-girlfriend

My Hot-Tamale bod

Hoosband-to-be
Note: Real-fake heart tattoo with my initials

Work
I get paid to flirt with pretty girls and drink beer!

I'm guilty of

Taking photos of strangers
and sending them to friends
What you don't?

Do you love me yet?

Seriously, see what I mean. I am also notorious for taking pictures of strangers. I once took a picture of a lady's bee hive at my son's baseball game. Bad I know, but hey a little naughty never hurt a soul. So go over and check her out. My god you won't regret it. I love you Tab!


See you all on Monday, I am off on a vacay for the weekend!
And if you want to be featured as a Hot Tamale, you know the drill, Holla!


Dusty

13 comments:

  1. I love her! She's soooo damn funny! Love that last picture with the buttcrack babhahaha

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  2. She has excellent taste in men AND women!

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  3. So funny!! I am a new follower for sure!!

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  4. Dammit.

    She's funny.

    I can't follow anyone else. I can't. But I'm about to stalk her.

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    1. I totally clicked on her phone number just to see what Virus i could get on my office computer.

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  5. Haha it's not a virus it's just funny lol. Stalk me please! I love them and dont have any !

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  6. Tabitha, you and Dusty need to team up and take your show on the road together! You can both thank me that I was the one who introduced you two crazy ladies!!! All because of me....yep, I am taking all the credit!! Love you both!!
    Shanna

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  7. I love me some Tabitha!! And I did totally had to double check that the pic with Anderson was not real. I would die to meet him and hear that sweet giggle in person:)

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  8. Hehehe- thanks for the introduction- she's hilarious! Hope you are having a great weekend Dusty!

    xo Kayla

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  9. Too too funny! Heading over there now..

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  10. Hello! I just came across your blog! I’ve decided to follow you! If you get a minute, I’d love to know what you think of my latest outfit post! While you’re visiting, follow along so we can keep in touch! :) xo, elle from Living in Color.

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