Monday, August 27, 2012

Makes No Sense

My weekend was filled of just stuffs. But more on that later in the week. You know how my brain works and today is no different. I call it my ponderings. So, without further waste of space lets get to it.

Do you ever wonder why it is that we brush our teeth in a room where we go to relieve our bowels? The other day I was in the bathroom at work. I could here this woman come in and she turned on the water. When I came out she was brushing her teeth. I was thinking why in the world would you brush your teeth in a public place where people drop the kids off at the pool? Kind of gross now that I think about it. From here on out I may just clean my sparkles in the hallway at home.

Have you seen the commercial for the No! No! It's an electronic devise that is supposed to take the hair off your body and reduce your shaving to a minimum. I think I would call it Yes! Yes!

Why do we label some models Plus Size? Why not say I am a model, arrange the clothes as retailers do beginning with negative zero on up and be done with it. People get so offended in this world with labels, yet you won't find one geometrically generous woman have a problem being called a Plus Size Model. Maybe the term "model" and money come into play.

Why do these stupid people on Wheel of Fortune spend all their money buying vowels? Here's the deal...THEY COST MONEY, dim whits. That's a minus. So if you have $5,000 smacks and you have a phrase with 10 vowels and you solve the puzzle, then you become the dumbest player ever. You now have $250 smacks left.

Do men wear girlfriend jeans? Women have jumped on the crazy trend of boyfriend jeans, but do you think a guy would wear girlfriend jeans...oh, now I get it, they are called skinnies. Just Say No. Nobody wants to see a WWE wrestling match. 

Ok, so, there you have it. Pondering once again. Hope your day is filled with useless thoughts.

Happy Monday,
Dusty

18 comments:

  1. I had one of these kinds of thoughts the other day after watching an episode of Sister Wives...do they call the husband, the brother husband...or the father husband? That show really left me pondering a lot of other things too.

    The tooth brush thing is so true, why do we do that? I've thought about it mostly, because I'm that lady you talked about in the bathroom at work brushing my pearlies after lunch! I always think, maybe I should just get a cup of water or something and do the brushing at my desk. But I never do, so I just brush as fast as I can and get outta there as quickly as possible!

    Happy Monday D, hope you had a great weekend!
    xo
    K

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  2. Buying vowels on Wheel of Fourtune has got to be a top 20 pet peeve of mine!

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  3. I sort of wish home bathrooms were like hotels with the sink outside the room with the toilet and the shower. The kitchen sink isn't even a better option to brush your teeth because there's food stuff everywhere.
    What a dilemma.

    Tara
    Penniless Socialite

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  4. I have brushed my teeth at work before. If I don't do it before I go to the dentist, he yells at me.

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  5. I love how your brain works, it's so enlightening! I do tend to walk into the bedroom to watch tv while brushing my teeth, but that's only because I get bored just standing in the bathroom. I have a short attention span. Then I end up getting toothpaste all over my shirt, it's not attractive.

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  6. I don't think I've every really stayed put while brushing my teeth. I'm usually multi tasking, or using the mirror in the bedroom. I have no idea why I do this. I have also brushed my teeth at work - sometimes it's just necessary, and I always kept a toothbrush in my desk. But I'd brush quick, use bottled water, and be done.
    I love these thoughts. Too Funny :)

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  7. your pondering's are my very favorite D. And seriously, I have OFTEN pondered the whole brushing your teeth thing inside the bathroom. It grosses me out.

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  8. Yes! Skinny jeans for guys are a mistake. Oh and myth busters said that most things in the bathroom have some kind of (you know what)remains on them. I think about it all the time! Gross.

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  9. i saw THE WORST skinny jeans at the stoplight the other day. he was wearing a deep V neck and skinny jeans that i swear i could see up his bowels if i really tried. THAT tight. disgusting.

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  10. Why don't I think of all this stuff???? And I say we should invent girlfriend jeans...genius...let's get a business plan together ASAP. And the Wheel of Fortune thing...girl, you have to buy at least the "E" or the "A"...guess I am a dumb ass! ;)
    Shanna

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  11. Yea I agree… nasty! I walk into the hallway to brush my teeth. Unless of course the bathroom is big enough that the sinks pretty far away. My bathroom pet peeve is in the shower. Soooooo many people don’t use wash cloths when they shower. Soap has got to the only thing that people wipe on their ass and then on your face. Well maaaaaaybe not the only thing ;)

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  12. Men do wear gf jeans! Aka skinny jeans aka things that should NEVER happen.

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  13. I saw a guy at the movies Friday night wearing a pair of skinnies that were WAY tighter than mine. It was disgusting!

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  14. I'm the biggest nerd for the Wheel especially before and after. I scream at those fools when they get greedy too & act surprised when they go bankrupt....damn fools!

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  15. You have the best thoughts. I don't know what else to say, because I'm scratching my boob and thinking about these thoughts you had. You're brilliant.

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  16. I ALWAYS get mad when they buy vowels...idiots!

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  17. that just relieved all my stress. Thanks girl!

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  18. I never thought of bathroom and teeth brushing...omg. I always turn away from possible air floating feces particles but dammit, my toothbrush is so just lying out. Agh. Ack.

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