So who's been watching the Olympics? Me, me, me teacher! I have been watching faithfully every night. All the twists and turns. Flips and flops. I can't get enough. Funny I have not an atheletic bone in my body. Yes, I played tennis, but its not like I am a prized winner. But I love sports.
Any hoot here is my assessment so far and if you haven't been watching, you must!
Ryan Lochte, Olympic Gold Medalist
This guy I swear is hotter than a three dick rabbit during mating season.
Matt Grevers, Olympic Gold Medalist
This guy is 6'8". A effing beast! He just proposed to his fiance. I bet sex between them is like a Great Dane and a chihuahua.
Japanese Gymnast who knows his name
Who the hell did his hair? Edward Scissor hands that's who. I guess they don't have salon's in that country.
Women's beach volleyball
Dear Santa, please bring me that ass. Seriously, teeny weeny bikini's and no tits. None of these chicks have bubbies. I qualify for this transplant I promise.
Womans Gynastic Gold Medalists
I swear these girls look like Pez dispensers. Look at how big their necks are. I am just waiting for them to open their mouths and spit out an orange flavored candy.
So there's my assessment so far. I cannot wait for the rest of the games. So exciting to see all these odd shaped people compete.
Happy Wednesday!
Dusty
pez dispensers!!!!
ReplyDeletei just died!!! so funny! glad you are loving the games! I am too!
Oh my god. Where do I sign up for that ass?
ReplyDeletehahaha - I 100% agree.
ReplyDeleteThat Japanese gymnast freaks me out. What's up with his eyebrows?
Hahaha I needed this first thing this morning. Thanks girl! Love the commentary. Pez dispensers...lmao
ReplyDeleteRyan Lochte. Yummmmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteHaha I love your assessment. Seriously though, all the male swimmers are like.. ridiculously good looking. I just want to stare at their bodies all day. Ryan Lochte.. delish.
ReplyDeletexo, Yi-chia
Always Maylee
Haha, your comments cracked me up! Especially the one about Matt Grevers...I'm 4'10" and my hubby is 6'4" :)
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And now I'm picturing a chihuahua and a great dane having sex. And wanting some pez candy.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see it’s not just us boys who notice there’s more to the Olympics than sports… There are some amazing ladies there too. Marta Menegatti, Alex Morgan, Stephanie Rice, Lolo Jones, Hope Solo and Kim Glass just to name a couple. Into sports and gorgeous... what more could a man want?
ReplyDeletehaha! love this. especially since I don't have cable and can't ever watch the effing Olympics!!! :(
ReplyDeleteI'm in <3/obsession with the Olympics right now too.. and holymoly YES, they are all so odd shaped!! I guess that's what being a super human will do to a body.
ReplyDeleteAnd I want one of those asses. But only if I get to keep my ta-ta's.
Oh my goodness, I'm crying over here from laughing so hard. You're Olympic coverage is by far my favorite in the whole world! Pez dispensers!!!! 3 dick rabbit. Quit it. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'll take one of those asses too, I've got pancake butt working all day every day over here.
Pez Dispensers.......hahahahahaha. Hilarious and so true!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!!!! Ryan Lochte is muy caliente! Pez dispensers... enough said.
ReplyDeleteI havent been watching much but OMG why do so many of the Asian women look like men?!! Power lifting and ping pong!
ReplyDeleteWhy do the girl gymnasts have to wear such tight leotards... it's so unflattering. I mean... almost camel toe situation.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA - hotties and pez dispensers. love it.
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justyn
oh my gosh Dusty. This has to be one of my favorite posts of yours so far. hotter than a three dick rabbit during mating season? I'm making it a goal to use that line at least once a day for the rest of my life. I freaking love you.
ReplyDeleteBahahahahaha..... so funny re: Ryan Lochte. Umm.. he is so damn hot. I joined the swim team in high school just because I love swim team guys. Just FYI: my friend Courtney is on the US Women's Olympic water polo team. She dominates. Watch for her tonight.
ReplyDeletethese are all fabulous and i and i had ryan on my blog too today hehe ;) just wanted to say super cute blog! you should check out the giveaway im having over at my blog! it ends friday! xo
ReplyDeleteThey need to hire you to commentate!! I would be glued 24/7 for sure!!! And those booties are on my Christmas list too!!! Santa will not let us down this year!!!
ReplyDeleteShanna
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Ryan gives me such a ladyboner. I miss his 2008 fro.
ReplyDelete"This guy I swear is hotter than a three dick rabbit during mating season." I'm crying...right now...crying, laughing, tears.
ReplyDeleteYour assessments are right on. I will definitely NOT be watching the Olympics just so that I can get the recap here. Funny funny shyte girl!
Matt and Ryan, yes please.
ReplyDeleteBoth my brothers are 6'7" and they BOTH married women who were only 5'3" lol SPINNERS much
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Dear all mystical creatures in which I need to bow down to, pray to or maybe even sacrifice a small animal for...may I please have the body of a beach volleyball player. Please & thank you!
ReplyDeleteIf I were to watch the games I would only watch the swimming. I was singing and dancing along to the Beetles "Hey Jude" in the beginning (:
ReplyDelete3 dicked rabbit? omg. Where do you come up with this stuff? The gymnasts bodies are so mannish!
ReplyDeleteLOL, Pez Dispensers. That is so true! And please bring me that ass too. I was good all year. I promise to do squats and lunges to keep it in that shape!
ReplyDelete*Erin
Lochte is hot, his body is off the chain - however his personality seems lacking? Straight up he seems stupid! haha
ReplyDeleteLOL xD loved this! i haven't watched any of the Olympics, but this assessment is encouraging me to start!
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