Friday, September 14, 2012

Butt of a Joke

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Its official. Of all the great inventions, Twitter, man on the moon, cellphones, and Skype along with thousands of other worthy things that I could mention, they finally have found a way to take an ass, transplant it and make tits. There is hope for me. I am not sure where I need to sign up for this surgery, but I give you proof.


If all goes as planned I should be a 36C. Happy Friday friends. I will be back Monday in full working order and full of more poop than a Christmas turkey.

XO,
Dusty

28 comments:

  1. Freaking finally! LOL Feel better sissy - thanks for the rant/vent/phone sesh last night.
    love you!

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  2. lol! now they just need to find a way to transfer it from stomach to tits xD

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  3. Lol funny post, nice blog, follow each other?
    http://shana-style.blogspot.com

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  4. Girl, my need boobs would be ridic. My ass is huge.

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  5. What if I need both a bigger butt and bigger boobs?? What THEN!?

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  6. LOL! You are too funny!!! I'm glad you're feeling better...have a great weekend!

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  7. those things could knock her the f out.

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  8. Her boobs like ridic!! Happy weekend honey! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!

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  9. HAHAHA this is the laugh I needed this morning!! You are awesome. :)

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  10. Hahaha ohhhh man. Just what the world needed.

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  11. bahahahaha,,
    you just gave me the right amount of laugh needed!

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  12. Her chest is seriously out of control. If my boobs were the same size as my butt I'd have double d's.

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  13. HAH! That's what my boobs look like...and I still have a huge ass. How do you solve THAT?

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  14. Maybe Someone could give her a brain transplant...."I thought all the weight came off when I had the baby" ... Right....lol

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  15. hahahahahahahaha Thats how mine look sometimes, hate em, you can have them.

    xoxo

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  16. HAHAHAHA, hilarious!!! She certainly does have quite the set of knockers!

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  17. Ha! That is one heck of a way to take care of Fluffy. Poor Jessica... she's just so easy to make fun of.

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  18. Oh well, this definitely look like a joke. :D Hahah.

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  19. Haha...too bad I have the butt and the boobs...can they just take away the tummy? ;-)

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  20. Bahaha those are some nice tits, and they will look even better on you ;)

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  21. the last thing I need is to take my huge ass and put it on my huge tits. I'd be guaranteed a spot on one of those tv shows like Ripley's Believe it or Not.
    where I'd need like a 59 quadruple Z bra size.

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  22. Man.... I .... What.....

    Haha

    Loved the title, clever clever :)

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  23. Too bad I have no ass either....RATS!!!! Poor, sweet Jessica. How did she go from playing Daisy Duke to playing Dolly Parton with longer hair???

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  24. Oh my dear friend....I was away from you for far too long! This is AWESOME!!!

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