Thursday, October 4, 2012

Hot Tamale..My Mom

Today's Hot Tamale is my Ma! You know say it like they do up North. I have authority on this because I reside with a Yankee. Today is her birthday. I won't say how old she is because she reads this master piece...62...and I could (not or possibly) get in trouble. Oh, who cares she lives a county away and would have to drive like a bat out of hell to get here and listen, unless she's going to pay her JC Penny's bill, she aint o' comin' during the week. This weekend I will decide to lock the doors and pretend no one's home.


And if saying her age didn't do it, this should solidify my place below my brother and sister in the will. If you don't hear from me on Monday, I am in an underground hide out with an assumed name. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMA, I LOVE YOU! Thank you for squeezing me out of your loins,
Dusty
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26 comments:

  1. ShaunaOctober 4, 2012 at 6:47 AM

    Happy Birthday! Maybe the last comment will prevent her from coming to find you ;)

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  2. UnknownOctober 4, 2012 at 7:33 AM

    Happy Birthday to your MAMA!!! Aren't ma's the greatest?

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  3. UnknownOctober 4, 2012 at 7:39 AM

    HBD to your mama!

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  4. MakailaOctober 4, 2012 at 7:40 AM

    Happy birthday to your mama!

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  5. CrystalOctober 4, 2012 at 7:56 AM

    Happy Birthday to your Mom! I hope she has a fabulous day!

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  6. Whitney LeighOctober 4, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    Happy Birthday Dusty's Ma! And yes, I don't know where I'd be if you hadn't squeezed her out of your loins.

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  7. Shannon @ Bungalow960October 4, 2012 at 8:26 AM

    Happy birthday to your momma!

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  8. holliOctober 4, 2012 at 8:32 AM

    AWW- Happy Birthday MAMA (that's what we say here in the South)!! Your mom's and my mom's birthday are only 5 days apart.

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  9. JenOctober 4, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    Happy Birthday to your Mom! I hope she has an amazing day! :)

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  10. momFITtingitallinOctober 4, 2012 at 10:24 AM

    Happy Birthday to your mom!

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  11. Always MayleeOctober 4, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    Omg, that picture of your mom is just priceless. Happy birthday to her! 62 years YOUNG! :)

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  12. Because Shanna Said SoOctober 4, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    Two peas in a pod!!! Love it! Happy Birthday, Moma!!! I can't wait to meet her too!

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  13. Tiffany October 4, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    Happy Birthday to Mom! That is a fantastic picture.

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  14. jes @ twosmuppiesOctober 4, 2012 at 12:41 PM

    happy birthday to that mama of yours!

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  15. AnonymousOctober 4, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    Happy birthday, Dusty's momma! I think we're all thankful that she squeezed you out of her loins! And yea her having THE BEST birthday month! Just sayin...

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  16. RebeccaOctober 4, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    Happy birthday to your Mum, I hope she has a great day.

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  17. UnknownOctober 4, 2012 at 2:14 PM

    LOL. I love you, that is all. You crack me up!!!! Happy Birthday to your momma! Hope you don't have to go into hiding, that picture is pretty priceless though!

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  18. Jayme @ Her Late Night CravingsOctober 4, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Happy bday to your mom!! Hope you have a blast this weekend...that is if you come out of hiding. :-)

    Jayme & Mendi @ Her Late Night Cravings

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  19. RadiantKristenOctober 4, 2012 at 4:49 PM

    Your mom is a total Hot Tamale! Happy birthday to her, hope that this year is amazing for her!

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  20. My-cliffnotesOctober 4, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    Happy birthday Mom!!

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  21. LindsayOctober 4, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    Happy Birthday Dusty's mom!!!!

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  22. Mrs IndependentOctober 4, 2012 at 11:06 PM

    That picture! She is very much your Mother. Happy Birthday Mrs Dusty!

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  23. ChrisOctober 4, 2012 at 11:35 PM

    That pictures is amazing. Happy birthday to your mom!!

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  24. Shaylynn... a girl, a story, a blogOctober 4, 2012 at 11:47 PM

    Oh Laws, Happy Birthday to your momma! I need to meet her.

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  25. UnknownOctober 5, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    Haha, my mom would kill me of I did this! She seems like a lovely mom, I hope she doesn't kill you.

    Happy Birthday Mom!

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  26. Janna ReneeOctober 6, 2012 at 12:37 AM

    Happy Birthday Mom!!

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