Thursday, October 4, 2012

Hot Tamale..My Mom

Today's Hot Tamale is my Ma! You know say it like they do up North. I have authority on this because I reside with a Yankee. Today is her birthday. I won't say how old she is because she reads this master piece...62...and I could (not or possibly) get in trouble. Oh, who cares she lives a county away and would have to drive like a bat out of hell to get here and listen, unless she's going to pay her JC Penny's bill, she aint o' comin' during the week. This weekend I will decide to lock the doors and pretend no one's home.


And if saying her age didn't do it, this should solidify my place below my brother and sister in the will. If you don't hear from me on Monday, I am in an underground hide out with an assumed name. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMA, I LOVE YOU! Thank you for squeezing me out of your loins,
Dusty

26 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday! Maybe the last comment will prevent her from coming to find you ;)

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  2. Happy Birthday to your MAMA!!! Aren't ma's the greatest?

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  3. Happy Birthday to your Mom! I hope she has a fabulous day!

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  4. Happy Birthday Dusty's Ma! And yes, I don't know where I'd be if you hadn't squeezed her out of your loins.

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  5. AWW- Happy Birthday MAMA (that's what we say here in the South)!! Your mom's and my mom's birthday are only 5 days apart.

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  6. Happy Birthday to your Mom! I hope she has an amazing day! :)

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  7. Omg, that picture of your mom is just priceless. Happy birthday to her! 62 years YOUNG! :)

    xo, Yi-chia
    Always Maylee

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  8. Two peas in a pod!!! Love it! Happy Birthday, Moma!!! I can't wait to meet her too!

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  9. Happy Birthday to Mom! That is a fantastic picture.

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  10. Happy birthday, Dusty's momma! I think we're all thankful that she squeezed you out of her loins! And yea her having THE BEST birthday month! Just sayin...

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  11. Happy birthday to your Mum, I hope she has a great day.

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  12. LOL. I love you, that is all. You crack me up!!!! Happy Birthday to your momma! Hope you don't have to go into hiding, that picture is pretty priceless though!

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  13. Happy bday to your mom!! Hope you have a blast this weekend...that is if you come out of hiding. :-)

    Jayme & Mendi @ Her Late Night Cravings

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  14. Your mom is a total Hot Tamale! Happy birthday to her, hope that this year is amazing for her!

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  15. Happy Birthday Dusty's mom!!!!

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  16. That picture! She is very much your Mother. Happy Birthday Mrs Dusty!

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  17. That pictures is amazing. Happy birthday to your mom!!

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  18. Oh Laws, Happy Birthday to your momma! I need to meet her.

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  19. Haha, my mom would kill me of I did this! She seems like a lovely mom, I hope she doesn't kill you.

    Happy Birthday Mom!

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