So, its Tuesday, first day of May and I thought I would shoot out a few things that has happened and swirling around in my head which if you think you are going to find Nemo, good luck. It's all pretty random.
Since last week I haven't felt worth a flip. Back to the doctor I went yesterday. Apparently, breathing is essential. I have been on antibiotics since last week and on Saturday I went to my son's baseball game. It's turned into a sweat lodge in Tennessee but I had to go support my kid. After consuming a blue raspberry icee, towards the end of the game, I noticed I started getting dizzy and my lips started tingling. I came home, did a little research on line and called the pharmacist and I had a reaction to being out in the sun taking the medication. Long story short, my lips swelled up like Goldie Hawn from First Wives Club and were bright red. I took a Benedryl and the swelling went down but I still have instant lip stain. And I licked them so much trying to get the feeling back I am sure a pretty poodle probably would think I was making a pass at it.
Moving on, anyone watch the Housewives? Addicted. New Jersey is my favorite. But watching the Atlanta reunion the other night I noticed that all the women looked shiny. There arms and chest areas were like smooth and defined. Then I was thinking, I wonder if they shave their arms? I used to shave my arms, back when I thought I was hot snot. I wouldn't shave my legs but hell who sees those in tight club pants anyway. So now every time I see the reruns of this on TV, that's all I can focus on is if they have hairy arms or not.
Next, I am totally convinced that if you sweat when you eat, your burning calories.
And finally, I stepped on the scale at the doc's office today. She said, "oh, you've lost three pounds since last Monday. This medicine you're taking make you not hungry." Ha! No, you neglected to tell me to stay out of the sun and it causes diarrhea you dumb ass. But I consumed a whole hot fudge cake on Sunday, give me till Wednesday and I will come back and weigh, it takes my fat ass a while to process chocolate. Ugh!