Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Randoms

So, its Tuesday, first day of May and I thought I would shoot out a few things that has happened and swirling around in my head which if you think you are going to find Nemo, good luck. It's all pretty random.

Since last week I haven't felt worth a flip. Back to the doctor I went yesterday. Apparently, breathing is essential. I have been on antibiotics since last week and on Saturday I went to my son's baseball game. It's turned into a sweat lodge in Tennessee but I had to go support my kid. After consuming a blue raspberry icee, towards the end of the game, I noticed I started getting dizzy and my lips started tingling. I came home, did a little research on line and called the pharmacist and I had a reaction to being out in the sun taking the medication. Long story short, my lips swelled up like Goldie Hawn from First Wives Club and were bright red. I took a Benedryl and the swelling went down but I still have instant lip stain. And I licked them so much trying to get the feeling back I am sure a pretty poodle probably would think I was making a pass at it. 

Moving on, anyone watch the Housewives? Addicted. New Jersey is my favorite. But watching the Atlanta reunion the other night I noticed that all the women looked shiny. There arms and chest areas were like smooth and defined. Then I was thinking, I wonder if they shave their arms? I used to shave my arms, back when I thought I was hot snot. I wouldn't shave my legs but hell who sees those in tight club pants anyway. So now every time I see the reruns of this on TV, that's all I can focus on is if they have hairy arms or not.


Next, I am totally convinced that if you sweat when you eat, your burning calories.

And finally, I stepped on the scale at the doc's office today. She said, "oh, you've lost three pounds since last Monday. This medicine you're taking make you not hungry." Ha! No, you neglected to tell me to stay out of the sun and it causes diarrhea you dumb ass. But I consumed a whole hot fudge cake on Sunday, give me till Wednesday and I will come back and weigh, it takes my fat ass a while to process chocolate. Ugh! 


Happy Tuesday!
Dusty

15 comments:

  1. That medication sounds terrible. J*sus!!!! I will randomly watch the real housewives of Vancouver (I have a soft spot for Canadian shows) but usually I have to turn it off-too much fighting. I've caught a few episodes of other cities (fave being the oc), I'd be willing to bet they've had laser hair removal. I'd like to do that but apparently it can discolor darker skin. Mmmm no thanks!

    Hope you feel better soon dusty & stay out of the sun!!!

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  2. I wish I could've seen you in all your glory after the baseball game. You probably looked fabulous with those big blown up lips. Hope you're feeling better now. And if you're not, just keep eating chocolate cake until you do. Diet starts next week, next week.

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  3. Please feel better soon. We need our Farrah back.

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  4. I hope you took a pic of your beauty lips, I wna see! Seriously tho, glad the reaction was contained, nothing to mess around with.

    I had never considered my arm hair till I saw my besties silky smooth arm and realize I look like a beast. Still havent done anything about it.

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  5. hahahahahah I am cracking up (and feeling bad for you!). are you sure you weren't chewing mushrooms? haha. And I am watching NJ housewives tonight!

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  6. Oh my gosh and stuff, Dusty. I need you to feel better, so we can skype to our hearts content. And because being sick is the pits, but your lips.. you better have taken a picture, I'm a real sicko like that.

    love you. feel better. so much better.

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  7. So you're competing with Angelina Doglie? She's impressed. Get back to your old self, Twitter misses you.

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  8. Pretty sure I will be laughing about this "Ha! No, you neglected to tell me to stay out of the sun and it causes diarrhea you dumb ass." all day!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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  9. Seriously...dying laughing right now. I love your random! Feel better missy! :)

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  10. Bahaha! Ok I know that it must have been painful but you tell it so well. Hilarious!

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  11. Hope you you're feeling back to your normal self now!!

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  12. Hahaha I died laughing when I read the "if you sweat while you eat, you're burning calories"! I tell people that all the time and always get made fun of for it! I knew I wasn't alone in the world....

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  13. Oh Dusty, you never let me down with your posts...I even have my husband reading them...feel better soon and I hope your lip stain has faded. Damn doctors!
    xo,
    Shanna

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  14. Haha! Now you know what you would look like with lip injections :)

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